The Jets suck (merged)

[nashvillepatsfan]

I've been trying to avoid this thread, but its a slow night.....DAMN,,,,,i've been missing out on some great comedy. This is the best thread since the adam seward thread

 

[Tunescribe]

Well if we have learned anything about NY City Sports teams, money wins championships.

But why doesn't it sell PSLs? Oh wait, I forgot -- that's what being on HBO's "Hard Knocks" is supposed to do.

 

[fair catch fryar]

I was thinking it would require one damn powerful microscope to get an actual photo of one of those things.

Hubble Telescope.



The Jets suck.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm wondering what happens once HBO realizes the Green Beans suck. Do they cancel "Hard Knocks"?

 

[NJPatsfan26]

I'm wondering what happens once HBO realizes the Green Beans suck. Do they cancel "Hard Knocks"?

They quickly drop the Jest and pickup the Gints.

 

[Tunescribe]

They quickly drop the Jest and pickup the Gints.

The difference there is the Giants don't need to sell PSLs and wouldn't want the distraction. Woody Johnson begged HBO to put his team on "Hard Knocks" in a desperate move to sell PSLs.

 

[ausbacker]

I'm wondering what happens once HBO realizes the Green Beans suck. Do they cancel "Hard Knocks"?

Should be interesting seeing them and the coverage of Darrelle Revis sitting out scheduled practice sessions. Perhaps they could show us the negotiations

Btw did they plan on airing it as a comedy or human interest story?

 

[NJPatsfan26]

The difference there is the Giants don't need to sell PSLs and wouldn't want the distraction. Woody Johnson begged HBO to put his team on "Hard Knocks" in a desperate move to sell PSLs.

So they would have to change the name to "Hard Beans" ?

 

[patriot lifer]

I'm wondering what happens once HBO realizes the Green Beans suck. Do they cancel "Hard Knocks"?

No, HBO's pretty clever. They'll hire a comedian to host and spin it off as a bumbling, slapstick comedy.

Edit: Although if there's a lot of drama, then it's really more of a soap opera. In which case, they'll just move the timeslot to during the day on weekdays so that mothers can watch their stories.

 

[Tunescribe]

Btw did they plan on airing it as a comedy or human interest story?

It'll be a variety show. Part medical drama (Jabba Wrecks' lap band surgery), part ghetto culture docu-drama (Cromartie's child-support crisis), part crime drama (Edwards/Holmes), part psychological thriller (LaClassian's mood swings), part high-stakes financial documentary (Revis's contract demands/Woody's PSL campaign meltdown) and part sitcom (Sanchez struggling to become an NFL quarterback). :singing::singing::singing:

 

[NJPatsfan26]

It'll be a variety show. Part medical drama (Jabba Wrecks' lap band surgery), part ghetto culture docu-drama (Cromartie's child-support crisis), part crime drama (Edwards/Holmes), part psychological thriller (LaClassian's mood swings), part high-stakes financial documentary (Revis's contract demands/Woody's PSL campaign meltdown) and part sitcom (Sanchez struggling to become an NFL quarterback). :singing::singing::singing:

Don't forget about the New York fans who are more of a bother than support. They could have a whole sideshow with Fireman Ed.

 

[Tunescribe]

Don't forget about the New York fans who are more of a bother than support. They could have a whole sideshow with Fireman Ed.

That would be a docu-drama about going through life as an attention-craving carnival freak with Napoleonic complex -- The Angry Fire Elf. It could be a mini-series spinoff.

Then you have Jabba Wrecks, the blowhard fat man with persecution complex. Put those two in the same episode and it would become Fellini-esque. I'd pay to see Wrecks walking around with the Fire Elf on his shoulders.

 

[ausbacker]

That would be a docu-drama about going through life as an attention-craving carnival freak with Napoleonic complex -- The Angry Fire Elf. It could be a mini-series spinoff.

Then you have Jabba Wrecks, the blowhard fat man with persecution complex. Put those two in the same episode and it would become Fellini-esque. I'd pay to see Wrecks walking around with the Fire Elf on his shoulders.

I actually laughed out loudly to this. Well played sir .

 

[NJPatsfan26]

That would be a docu-drama about going through life as an attention-craving carnival freak with Napoleonic complex -- The Angry Fire Elf. It could be a mini-series spinoff.

Then you have Jabba Wrecks, the blowhard fat man with persecution complex. Put those two in the same episode and it would become Fellini-esque. I'd pay to see Wrecks walking around with the Fire Elf on his shoulders.

It would sell on HBO, especially in the New England area with our hatred for the Jest. Hell, it would even sell in NYC especially when the jest loose.

 

[Rexorcism]

Only a little over 3 months to first Jets Pats match up.

Got to keep this thread moving.

 

[Mike the Brit]

That would be a docu-drama about going through life as an attention-craving carnival freak with Napoleonic complex -- The Angry Fire Elf. It could be a mini-series spinoff.

Then you have Jabba Wrecks, the blowhard fat man with persecution complex. Put those two in the same episode and it would become Fellini-esque. I'd pay to see Wrecks walking around with the Fire Elf on his shoulders.

I'll start saving now!

 

[Tunescribe]

I'll start saving now!

It's already a circus down there, they might as well go all the way with it.

 

[Sivy]

the jets as a team suck, and they suck alone

For example: you have revis who has one great year, and demands a contract extention, and is causing all kinds of fuss

Then you have Brady, one of the greatest players EVER in the nfl, who actually deserves to get paid much much more than revis, and all he does is show up to camp and trys his best to get ready for the seaon.

*on a side note, I saw a thing on nfl network about all the WR revis "shut down" listing all the big names with 0 td..they had moss on the list, with 1 td..last time I checked, if someone scores a TD on you, you didnt shut them down.

GOD THE JETS SUCK!

 

[Rexorcism]

the jets as a team suck, and they suck alone

For example: you have revis who has one great year, and demands a contract extention, and is causing all kinds of fuss

Then you have Brady, one of the greatest players EVER in the nfl, who actually deserves to get paid much much more than revis, and all he does is show up to camp and trys his best to get ready for the seaon.

*on a side note, I saw a thing on nfl network about all the WR revis "shut down" listing all the big names with 0 td..they had moss on the list, with 1 td..last time I checked, if someone scores a TD on you, you didnt shut them down.

GOD THE JETS SUCK!

The 1 td was a quick slant from the goal line that was played perfectly by Brady and Moss and was pretty much undefendable. Sure Moss and Brady won that battle but considering that was the worst damage done by them over two games I would give the nod to Revis who had at least two interceptions on balls thrown to Moss in those games.

 

[efin98]

No, HBO's pretty clever. They'll hire a comedian to host and spin it off as a bumbling, slapstick comedy.

Edit: Although if there's a lot of drama, then it's really more of a soap opera. In which case, they'll just move the timeslot to during the day on weekdays so that mothers can watch their stories.

They are going to remake 1st & Ten?