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  1. PATRIOTSFANINPA

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    He grants you 3 wishes of your choice for this upcoming NFL season for the Patriots or any team you want.

    He tells you before you request your 3 wishes that you cannot ask for a SB victory for the Patriots or any team because his power is not that strong and can only be requested by a HIGHer authority :D

    What 3 wishes do you ask him for?

    (its the boring time of the offseason so give me a break on this weird thread,O.K? ;):D)
  2. PATRIOTSFANINPA

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    I would ask him for


    1) Brady to remain healthy all season
    2) The Patriots to sweep the division
    3) The Jets to copy the Lions from last season and go 0-16
  3. KontradictioN

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    1. Brady returns to full health.

    2. The defense displays 2003-2004 prowess.

    3. The Jets get crushed by us twice this season, finish 1-15, and Tubby Wrecks is fired.
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    Brady putting up 07 type numbers

    The defense to be top 5 with a hell of a pass rush

    The Jets to have the worst defense in the league
  5. Bobs My Uncle

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    #12 Jersey

    Only one needed:

    I ask the genie to ensure that the Pats score more points than any team they face in the regular and post season.

    :singing:
  6. PATRIOTSFANINPA

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    #12 Jersey

    1-15 for the Jets? - Why are you so generous to want them to win 1 game? :mad: :disagreement: ;)
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    1. 0-16 for the Raiders

    2. No injuries for the Patriots

    3. 50-yard line seats for the Superbowl (I figure that (2) will probably be enough ...)
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    Could I just wish for that 3 times?
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    Patriots up by 28 over the Giants in the Super Bowl with possession in the 4th quarter and 30 seconds left on the clock. :D
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    1.) no Injuries
    2.) The Pats break every good record imaginable (which is cheating because it would include wins).
    3.) Megan Fox multiplies 12 times and they all become the New England Cheerleader squad. Hey, if the Pats are doing so well on the field with no injuries, we need something to maintain the euphoria in between plays. Granted, I am guessing every broadcast of the game would get an R rating.
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    I think you mean my personal New England cheerleader squad. :D

    Hot.
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    #1) Defense of 03-04
    #2) No injuries
    #3) Robert Kraft hoisting metallic somethings multiple times
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    1.) No injuries
    2.) AFC Championship
    3.) An NFC Champion who can't beat the Patriots

    :)
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    #12 Jersey

    1) the defense plays remarkably well, with massive contributions from our young guys.
    2) No key players suffer any major injuries or setbacks
    3) We enter the Super Bowl at 18-0

    At that point, I guess I'll play the odds on winning it :p
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    (1) NO INJURIES.
    (2) Gostkowski kicks 100 XPs (Brady 52 passing TDs, with O'Connell getting a good 12 or so). :)
    (3) Cassel leads the Chiefs to at least a winning record. [Yeah, I know, the genie's probably not that powerful, but if anyone not currently a Patriot deserves success in my book, it's Cassel.]
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    1.) Patriots get to the Super Bowl at 18-0, with no injuries

    2.) Patriots pay me a $10 million consulting fee for getting them to the Super Bowl

    3.) Patriots have the best looking cheerleaders in the NFL
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    1. NY Giants NFC Champs
    2. Steelers lose the AFCCG to the Patriots 35-6
    3. ESPN has a year long controversey over who was a worse Jets HC, Ryan or Mangini?
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    I'd say, what the fuuck you do with my beer genie!
  19. PATRIOTSFANINPA

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    #12 Jersey

    Maybe I didn't explain it better ... You see, ALL the Beer was still in the bottle,Its just the fact that this Genie was a good swimmer and held his breath for several months since he jumped into it at the Sam Adams brewery in Boston :D
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    1. A relatively injury free season. Especially Tom Brady!

    2. A defense with a nasty attitude and brings the "wood" on 3rd down!

    3. Free Sam Adams for life, hopefully with genies in them!
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