The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

[reflexblue]

poor Jets fans. only one Super Bowl to remember, and it wasn't even in colour

Besides that most of them can't remember it because they weren't born yet

 

[Joker]

hate to quibble but I must....Jets fans are NOT born...they are hatched...like maggots.

 

[edboc]

Jets and head coach Rex Ryan have reached agreement on a multi-year extension, according to team and league sources.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/423864468108361728

 

[Tunescribe]

hate to quibble but I must....Jets fans are NOT born...they are hatched...like maggots.

"Hatching" suggests parentage. I believe they coalesce from toxic slime under Satan's stewardship.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

"Hatching" suggests parentage. I believe they coalesce from toxic slime under Satan's stewardship.

No, being a fan of the JEST is a choice. A terrible choice, but a choice nonetheless.

 

[Deus Irae]

Jets and head coach Rex Ryan have reached agreement on a multi-year extension, according to team and league sources.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/423864468108361728

 

[Raymond]

I don't get it. Rex was given the tearful gameball by Woody on week 17 as they simply announced he was being kept on for next season.

This reeks of the Sanchez deal where in feeling bad for him, when they signed Tebow, they gave him a new uncutable deal? There was no pressure to extend Rex further now, so why?

You can't fix stupid.

 

[Rob0729]

I don't get it. Rex was given the tearful gameball by Woody on week 17 as they simply announced he was being kept on for next season.

This reeks of the Sanchez deal where in feeling bad for him, when they signed Tebow, they gave him a new uncutable deal? There was no pressure to extend Rex further now, so why?

You can't fix stupid.

Nothing to get. Woody Johnson is a billionaire nerd who has the most popular kid in school (Ryan) treating him like he is one of the cool kids. I think Woody Johnson's smartest business move was being born. Other than buying the Jets (and buying a sports franchise is like printing money especially in the NFL), I can't think of one business achievement he has ever achieved of note.

 

[IcyPatriot]

1. Mark Sanchez - QB - New York Jets: $40 Million Over 3 Years - TheRichest

Mark Sanchez is no longer the New York Jets’ starting quarterback. After a disappointing 2011 season, then GM Mike Tannebaum inexplicably gave Sanchez a three-year $40 million contract extension. Sanchez’s 2012 season was even worse. He threw just 13 touchdown passes and 18 interceptions, and had nine fumbles.

 

[Deus Irae]

The Jets continue to be the gift that keeps on giving, as their shiny new QB gets into a bit of a huff:

We were waiting for our flight at LAX to Vegas and were put on standby on Virgin American just like Geno. We were told to get seat assignment at 2:40. Apparently Geno was not on board with that. My friend walked over to discuss seat assignment and Geno was saying to airline ticket agents, "**** that, this is bull****." "Why the **** do I have to wait until 2:40." He would not let it go. He continued to curse and be loud for about 5 minutes. Police were called. They talked for a few minutes and then 3 officers escorted him out of the terminal.

Geno Smith Allegedly Intercepted By Cops, Escorted Out Of LAX

 

[Deus Irae]

And that's not all for today:

Apparently, Kellen Winslow was in the midst of being flagged for illegal use of the hands, or hand, when he was arrested for synthetic marijuana possession last fall.

According to the arrest report obtained by Dom Cosentino of NJ.com, police were called to the scene in a Target parking lot because a witness told them the Jets tight end was engaged in sexual congress with himself in his vehicle.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/17/if-kellen-winslow-offers-to-bring-you-boston-market-say-no/





Let's face it. When it comes to Jets suckage, there is no offseason.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'll hazard a guess that the Green Beans have no morals/conduct clauses in their contracts. It would decimate both their roster and coaching staff.

 

[Delicate Genius]

And that's not all for today:

If Kellen Winslow offers to bring you Boston Market, say no | ProFootballTalk

Let's face it. When it comes to Jets suckage, there is no offseason.

This isn't the first time he's ****ed himself in a parking lot.

 

[Tunescribe]

This isn't the first time he's ****ed himself in a parking lot.

Good one! :singing::rocker:

 

[IcyPatriot]

Jet's fan:

 

[Skree]

Geno Smith Intercepted By Cops, Booted Off Plane, Escorted Out Of LAX



When do we start the 2014 season: The Jets suck (as usual) thread? The Jets offseason shenanigans are bloating this one! LOL . Of course it would't be so bad if they had self discipline - OH, and a shorter off-season but they don't get into the playoffs! :rocker:

 

[goheels22002]

Jets QB Geno kicked off plane over cell phone | New York Post

Geno Smith is quite the leader of men - off the plane and out of the airport.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Jets QB Geno kicked off plane over cell phone | New York Post

Geno Smith is quite the leader of men - off the plane and out of the airport.

sounds like a real team player ...

Ryan should be paid extra just to coach the jerk.

 

[Bill Lee]

Let's face it. When it comes to Jets suckage, there is no offseason.

All kinds of mirth over at JI:

• Let he who hasn't ever sat in a parked car in a public place, getting high on fake weed and jerking off, cast the first stone.
• They must be attracted to the bullseye on the Target sign.
• Well if Winslow wanted to get back in the headlines, this was a master stroke.
• He drops a ball next year, check his hands for vaseline!
• Kellen is known for his clutch hands. Well, one clutch hand.
• Ah, I was in the mood for some jerk chicken, or something like that.
• Hopefully he was the only "carjacker" on the team...
• He was just Weed Whacking. Give him a break.

Seems the Jests fans get a lot of practice making light of a **** situation..

Ref: Mr Hppy & Funky Monkey Kellen Winslow Jnr.

 

[Tunescribe]

All kinds of mirth over at JI:

• Let he who hasn't ever sat in a parked car in a public place, getting high on fake weed and jerking off, cast the first stone.

• 
  
  Whoever wrote that over there likely was serious. That's what sex is to most Green Beans fans.