The "I would rather ______ than watch the Broncos win tonight" thread

I would rather sell my family to ISIS than watch the Broncos win tonight

I would rather ride a mile on an angry camel...for a date with Dorothy Hamill...

...be Kim Kardashian's bidet..

waterboarded...

i would be absolutely sick if denver pulls this one out.

Fitzy had a good one a while back. I'd rather suffer 1,000 papercuts to my junk and walk through a lemonade waterfall than watch the Broncos win tonight

OT: I just got back from grocery shopping (Market Basket in Leominster). There was a guy wearing an orange Manning jersey and orange hat, shopping with his wife. I couldn't help myself, as I rolled by him I said, "Manning is going down!" He chuckled but obviously it was out of courtesy.

I'd ratehr pluck my eyeballs out with a spoon and throw them in the garbage disposal than watch this...well actually i do want to watch big head get stomped

you should have said.."is that YOU, Interception?"

....give myself papercuts on my eyeballs....masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper.....paint my toenails with sulfuric acid.....sleep with Annabel Bowlen.....

"Lick Mannings 5 head"

I would rather get molested by roided-up Ashley Manning

Ross12 said:

I would rather get molested by roided-up Ashley Manning

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ASHLEY THINK ROSS PRETTY. ASHLEY LIKE ROSS. ASHLEY EAT ROSS.

would rather use a nail gun on my eyes and ears than have this scene unfold...

...watch Superbowl 42 again.

ArchAngel007 said:

...watch Superbowl 42 again.

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lol @ the dislike on this post

I'd rather be forced to watch Rosie O'Donnell nude oil wrestling against Roseanne Barr than watch the Broncos win tonight.

Listen to 24 hours of chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow & Chris Hayes than have Manning win tonight

Walk over hot coals barefoot...while listening to Sara Palin say anything in that voice of hers...

Go down on Hillary Clinton.

deters said:

Go down on Hillary Clinton.

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watch you go down on Hillary Clinton.