The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[RecoveringCowboy]

Jets might get 1st pick in the draft. They are 2-11 like Oakland, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Tennessee.

What are the tie-breakers?

 

[Tunescribe]

A Jets player asking to have the ball knocked out of his hand and a green bean.

Interesting. I see no difference.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

 

[Mike the Brit]

Geno is a great Jester -- distilled essence of Jet. Even when he tries to present himself as self-critical he only succeeds in making it clear that he is an arrogant numbskull.

 

[Jetsfan25678]

The emotion for Wrecks that I feel most is gratitude. He created a new level of suckcess.

Yesand he also wneet in to NE

What a sad pathetic little figure Rex has become. It's probably just as well that he'll be gone at the end of the season. He's just no fun to hate anymore since the swagger and bravado are all gone.

He used to be great. He will succeed somewhere else, if he has a good offense.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Yesand he also wneet in to NE

He used to be great. He will succeed somewhere else, if he has a good offense.

Maybe he can rehab himself after a gig as a DC then come on as an HC somewhere else. Rex's last two years is going to make a 2nd chance a lot harder. Rex's 1st mistake was not checking out the Jets more before he signed up with them, but he's not the 1st. Lovie Smith jumped at the Tampa Bay HC opportunity and they are also 2-11.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Jets might get 1st pick in the draft. They are 2-11 like Oakland, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Tennessee.

What are the tie-breakers?

IIRC, the only tiebreakers that can be used are: (1) SOS (lowest SOS picks first, so Pats wins = JEST pick dropping* ), (2) head-to-head results, and (3) coin flips. Tiebreakers such as conference record are not used.

*In fact, Pats wins hurt the JEST twice as much as non-division teams' wins.

 

[OhExaulted1]

They are an attractive, nutritious vegetable. Whatever makes you associate them with a bunch of swamp-dwelling, three-nipple mutants?

Easy now, I've dated a few swamp-dwelling three-nipple mutants I found quite attractive.

Of couhse I live in maine so it's a spahse pool ta pick from.

 

[terabthia2]

The emotion for Wrecks that I feel most is gratitude. He created a new level of suckcess.

This! The amount of material he ALONE provided for this thread (and it's not like we had to go digging--it just wrote itself) over the years provided so much entertainment, I really couldn't find a way to pay Rex back. So I won't.

 

[OhExaulted1]

IIRC, the only tiebreakers that can be used are: (1) SOS (lowest SOS picks first, so Pats wins = JEST pick dropping* ), (2) head-to-head results, and (3) coin flips. Tiebreakers such as conference record are not used.

*In fact, Pats wins hurt the JEST twice as much as non-division teams' wins.

At least they don't hurt TEN and TB. Early picks in the 4th,6th an 7th. And thanks for the 3rd round Comp Den. Up your ass fU(ker$. Who won the arms race?

Ain't no such thing as "Talib island".

Q:Who's dying to play for John Fox?

A:Anyone Bill Belichick doesn't want.

 

[Wax Frog]

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FYPFY, old school style!

 

[Wax Frog]

Aha! Mystery solved! Jets fans are ALIENS!!!!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Aha! Mystery solved! Jets fans are ALIENS!!!!

Come on now. You could say they're all French and cause an international incident... but you know that we're the most powerful nation on Earth, so we'd probably survive, the French would get over it, and life would go on.

You really want to beam something like that out into the cosmos? Because if there's one thing Aliens do in movies it's blow up the human race. Up until that little comment, it seemed to me that we're too insignificant by the lights of an interstellar culture to wipe out. Now...

 

[Joker]

I, Joe "Whinestein" Kerr postulated this exact theory 15 years ago TODAY.

Fact. The Theory Of Sucklativity.

 

[Tunescribe]

Yesand he also wneet in to NE

He used to be great. He will succeed somewhere else, if he has a good offense.

No. Wherever he goes, foot fetishism, goddamn snacks, preoccupation with perverse ****old fantasies and an overcompensating inferiority complex will follow.

 

[OhExaulted1]

This is the most perfect pic of all-time to describe the angst of a Jet "fan". Bravo my friend. Bravo.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Easy now, I've dated a few swamp-dwelling three-nipple mutants I found quite attractive.

Of couhse I live in maine so it's a spahse pool ta pick from.

Fair enough. But I assume that they weren't your cousins.

 

[OhExaulted1]

Fair enough. But I assume that they weren't your cousins.

No, I couldn't do that. From what I've read that's how you become royalty. Way to awhkwahd foh ah Mainah.

 

[BradyMoss812]

Q:Who's dying to play for John Fox?

A:Anyone Bill Belichick doesn't want.

 

[reflexblue]

Here's a laugh. GEENO thinks he is an all pro caliber QB; it is a laugh since he was at the bottom of every QB stat.

"I've shown flashes of being a Pro Bowl-caliber quarterback," Smith told a local TV station and Newsday (presumably with a straight face) on Tuesday night.​

That kind of delusion comes along once in a decade, if you’re lucky.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/mehta-jets-geno-laughable-pro-bowl-caliber-comment-article-1.2041106