Yoo-hoo... patfanken... something slip your mind?

[oldrover]

YOU may have forgotten...

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...we haven't.

 

[Vindicate]

Almost feel it's obligatory to toss in "Hope everything is okay and you just forgot!"

 

[oldrover]

Maybe he’s in Patsfans.com purgatory with Andy Johnson...



...if so, prayers sent.

 

[BelizePats]

No ****! Ken, put the cards down and get us our fix. We need it bad.

 

[reflexblue]

YOU may have forgotten...



...we haven't.

Ive been checking in all day to see if he posted, maybe the game was to much to handle.

 

[maust]

I seem to recall Ken posting a while back that he might be cutting back but he was generous enough to continue

 

[PlanB]

his "idle thoughts" are the only good reason to get up on Monday

 

[borg]

Probably couldn’t keep anything down after watching the offense crap itself.

 

[Tony2046]

My idle thoughts.

Maybe Ken thought that THIS might be the WEEK to take an extra DAY or TWO. Which is what he SAID he was going to do last SEASON.

 

[aluminum seats]

My idle thoughts.

Maybe Ken thought that THIS might be the WEEK to take an extra DAY or TWO. Which is what he SAID he was going to do last SEASON.

Guy just doesn’t have it anymore. CLIFF

 

[Mike the Brit]

Hope you're OK, Ken. All best, Mike

 

[Patjew]

I assume Ken and Andy are out there raising hell.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Maybe he just forgot his password..................

 

[jimnance]

Maybe he’s in Patsfans.com purgatory with Andy Johnson...



...if so, prayers sent.

The prayers need to be sent to whoever runs purgatory.

 

[jimnance]

Speaking of who runs purgatory.... the nuns taught me it was a "temporary" hell.
So you're burning up in the flames and the devil is jabbing you with the pitchfork.
But at some point you're "clean" and you go to heaven.
So it must be a joint venture by God and Satan. A partnership. Religion is so damn confusing. Don't even get me started on "limbo".

 

[Wheelssps]

Maybe he’s trying to decide on the best title for the week. Some suggestions:

The “some games are just like this” edition

The “at least we don’t have to watch the Bears offense every week” edition

The “thank god we had a game to watch instead of talking more about AB, Gronks trolling, or the league and Colin Kaepernick trying to out screw each other over” edition

The “don’t worry, Wynn coming back will fix everything” edition

The “oh crap, we can’t run the ball and there’s no way Wynn coming back will actually fix the pats problems” edition

The “I played poker for four days straight and didn’t even realize it” edition

The “eagles pumped in crown noise and had to make it boos to make it seem authentic” edition


Any others?

Hope you still post after every game, ken, but no worries about when. Don’t stay up late or screw up your life to take the time right after the game if it’s too much, but just know that a lot of us on this site love your write ups and look forward to them whenever you can take the time.

 

[Patriot Missile]

He must of thought he was included when Bill gave the players the day off.

 

[Wax Frog]

Ken is in fact TB, and he was too *****y and pissed to do his writeup today

 

[patfanken]

Thanks for you kind words. But the truth is that after the game I sat down to do the column, but after some thought, I didn't think of what I could add to what you'd get from a lot of different sources including the post game and rewatch threads

I want to write stuff that ADDS something to the conversation, not just something that repeats what everyone else is saying, and quite frankly my muse must have been sleeping (or watching Madame Secretary. ), because nothing came to mind.

I'll try to do better next time.

 

[Joker]

Edelman has to make that catch in the end zone. Brady needs to prove himself and these guys aren't helping! and my muse never sleeps when I'm around (I think she's scared of me or something)