Why Mayo and Meriweather are not attending minicamps?

[APatrioticVirginian]

I can see that this is going to be a long six weeks.

A good 42 days I'll wager

 

[Patjew]

Meriweather has a partially torn MCL and Mayo has bone spurs in his ankle. Next question.

I'm the most sarcastic bastard you'll ever meet and I thought this might have been sincere.

 

[Patjew]

Are there any news about this two young guys?

Are they injured? I read that Mayo was at the gold tournament, but Brandon?

That sounds like something from a strip club.

 

[Jackson 2]

That sounds like something from a strip club.

To quote Curt S.,"Aura and Mistique?" (when a reporter asked him about the intangible winning characteristics of the Yankees back around the turn of the century): "What are they, strippers?"

 

[supafly]

I'm the most sarcastic bastard you'll ever meet and I thought this might have been sincere.

I was right there with you PJ. The only reason I don't feel as dumb is because there were other, much more intelligent posters such as yourself, and Belichick Fan too.

Still fail to see any humor in making up a specific injury report to a simple, basic question about 2 of our missing star players.

But that's just dumb old me.

 

[VrabelMayeWin]

I was right there with you PJ. The only reason I don't feel as dumb is because there were other, much more intelligent posters such as yourself, and Belichick Fan too.

I'm not intelligent - but I am gullible

Actually, I asked because there are a few people here who have a little information, maybe not a "source" as such but they have someone who they hear little whispers from. That's why I asked.

 

[supafly]

I'm not intelligent - but I am gullible

Actually, I asked because there are a few people here who have a little information, maybe not a "source" as such but they have someone who they hear little whispers from. That's why I asked.

Makes perfect sense to me. I was interested in any news also, and to be honest, the way the poster portrayed the 'specific type' info made sense also.

Like I said, I kind of missed the so called 'obviousness' of it, but didn't feel as bad when some others did too.

I guess everyone's sense of humor is different, but it would've sounded a little better/funnier/wittier (whatever he was looking for) if it hadn't been so specific, because, like you say--everyone hears bits of info here and there. That's kind of what the forum here is about.

And since it's the 2nd wk of June, I didn't see why it'd be so completely crazy to think someone had some info on 2 major players too--it's not like the coaching staff is worried about injury reports or gameplanning etc. I don't really see what big advantage it is to keep the info secret at this point. Sometimes people take the whole BB conspiracy hush/hush thing too far.

 

[BradyFTW!]

That sounds like something from a strip club.

Hahaha stripper tournaments. I think you might be onto something there.

 

[BradyFTW!]

I might have bought that it was sincere right up to the "Next Question". That was kind of a giveaway that he was being flippant and sarcastic

 

[Patjew]

I might have bought that it was sincere right up to the "Next Question". That was kind of a giveaway that he was being flippant and sarcastic

Hmmm, I guess you is the smaht bastahd!