Why haven't we signed anyone for a few days?

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

I do have a things for nuns.

I hope you mean Blue Nun,that wine is Kosher

 

[NEPettyOfficer72]

I think it's a good chance we sign Darren Sharper for depth and experience at the Safety position.

 

[TB146]

Nuns on the Run?.....who can also....wait...RUSH THE PASSER!:singing:

You mean "rush the PASTOR"???

 

[Sivy]

I will prob get in trouble for this, but me and The patriots are working out a deal. Dont tell them I told you.

 

[Patriot_in_NY]

According to an unnamed league source with ties to the Patriots, we were right on the cusp of signing Chad Jackson until Big Al stole him from right under our noses.

I hear Al is holding him for ransom until BB cuts Ocho at the last minute to set an example for the rest of the team. We will the then be forced to trade both 2 round picks next year to bring C-Jack back to the Patriots.

All in good time PJ, you just have to let these things play out.

 

[Bostonian1962]

I expect we'll make some more moves after the iron clad guaranteed cuts of both Ochocinco and Haynesworth. You know, the cuts BB is going to do for effect, losing the players, draft picks it cost to get them, money, and cap space in doing so?

 

[Its_The_Patriots]

I will prob get in trouble for this, but me and The patriots are working out a deal. Dont tell them I told you.

Can you rush the passer?

 

[PatsBoy12]

No beasts left; we've got 'em all.

Correction, sir, the Eagles got 'em all.

 

[Patjew]

Brady better prove he still has something left in the tank tonight.

 

[Clonamery]

Brady better prove he still has something left in the tank tonight.

Try and trade him or straight out cut him if he's not "Mallett-like?"

 

[Sivy]

Can you rush the passer?

Durring my Patriots workout, I was getting workout with pass rush and WR..they said I was so good I'd probably play both..dont know if I want Brady as my qb though.

 

[patchick]

Did y'all really run out of nun jokes that quickly? Come on, I expect better. At least throw in a Terrence Nunn joke to show you're trying.

Edit: or merge with the Christian Cox thread?

 

[PatsBoy12]

Brady better prove he still has something left in the tank tonight.

The window is closing on him and this old NE team, according to Jemelle or whatever her name is from ESPN First Take.

 

[Patjew]

Did y'all really run out of nun jokes that quickly? Come on, I expect better. At least throw in a Terrence Nunn joke to show you're trying.

Edit: or merge with the Christian Cox thread?

Wouldn't that be more of a monk joke?

 

[Clonamery]

Wouldn't that be more of a monk joke?

Well, you could have done "Christian Cox, get thee to a nunnery."

 

[TB146]

Brady better prove he still has something left in the tank tonight.

I thought they were holding him out so scouts wouldn't see that he's lost his touch... they can get more in a trade for him if other teams are vying for last year's Brady.

 

[italia44]

Well, you could have done "Christian Cox, get thee to a nunnery."

FYI:Willie S.meant:"get thee to a whore-house",but had to use "nunnery",because Nancy Pelosi was in charge of the Tudor nanny-state.:rocker:

 

[Haley]

This thread is ridiculously stupid. I can't believe you guys would stoop this low, I'm having nun of it.