Who will be the Pats next punter????

[gomezcat]

I may never have actually kicked an actual football before, but I was the kicker on my rugby team in my youth and could punt the ball a good 40 yards, which appears to be just about all it takes for the Pats. I daresay with some time spent on the physiotherapist's table I could be back to that level round about time for the Superbowl.

I can drop kick as well as Doug Flutie.

I would work for minimum wage, a grey hoodie and a return premium economy fare from London to Boston.

I would never, ever talk in public about my injuries.

I think you sound like a great choice. Are you left footed?

Once the season is over, you can take the fly half berth for England in the 6 nations, provided you CAN kick competently and have the ability to look outside when there is a five man overlap...

 

[AzPatsFan]

I would work for minimum wage, a grey hoodie and a return premium economy fare from London to Boston.

I would never, ever talk in public about my injuries.

I don't know about a ticket to London but I understand that they have some seats or straphanger standing room on a charter to Beijing. Would that prove satisfactory?