***Week 15 Betting*** Dingleberry Casino

[Froob]

Patriots 25k ML

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Props 1K each
Over Herbert rushing yards

Over Kelce rec yards

****in Dingleballs this must be the 4th time in two weeks I lost over a point. Eating my own supply of potatoes this week to survive.

 

[venecol]

10k is yours. The only catch is if you cannot pay it back, the 5k extra I promised for everyone this year to carry over into next year's prop bets will not apply to you. You will still have the same starting money as everyone else next year, just not the extra 5k.

Glad you told me. I've been searching for @JarOfMayo51 everywhere, even down in Argentina with no luck. I can come home now.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Stevenson over 49.5 yards $2k
stevenson TD $2k
6 pt teaser $3k
eagles +1
eagles wft under 50
49ers -3.5
49ers falcons over 40

 

[venecol]

WFT game moved to Tue
Rams game moved to Tue
Browns game moved to Mon

What a joke.

 

[venecol]

Bookies got to Goondell.
@Dingleberry couldn't take 2 straight weeks of losses. Sorry boss.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Nothing to make it interesting tonight.

OMG Colts giving 2.5? Sign me up for 20K on that dog money line on the Patriots.

Taking the Browns, giving the points, 3k
Taking the Football Team and the points, 2k
Football Team moneyline, 2k
Dolphins to cover the gigantic spread because it's the JETE, 2k; and give me the over for 2k.
Steelers cover over Tits, 2k (because I like that sentence)

OMG Jags vs Texans. The resistible force meets the moveable object. Are we sure someone's got to win this? No I can't do this

You know what? give me the Saints moneyline for 1K. Brady's got to throw in a stinker somewhere here.
Vikings over Bears and spread, 2k

Newly added:
Hunter Henry, 2K on a TD
Brandon Bolden, 2K on a TD
Stevenson 2k on the over for receiving yards
Dre 5k, to go over 49.5 rushing yards

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Here are the Week 15 lines along with a bunch of prop bets for the Thursday night game. As usual, I will update prop bets for the weekend games sometime Friday. Only 4 weeks of betting remain to prepare your bank roll for the playoffs!

We are all aware of the many players testing positive for a virus that will not harm any of them. Be that as it may, there will be many teams affected by the rules. I will be monitoring the lines during the week but do not plan on adjusting for minor line movements. Feel free to take advantage of any of these as they occur. If a major player is determined to be out (usually takes an actual good QB to move the line a lot), I could change the line on a game. If you make a bet on a game that has a line changed, you can keep that bet if you want or withdraw it before kickoff.

I did some research, and the real casinos also took a beating last week as a record number of heavy favorites covered. Something to consider as these trends always seem to revert back to the mean.

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OMG Colts giving 2.5? Sign me up for 20K on that dog money line on the Patriots.

Taking the Browns, giving the points, 3k
Taking the Football Team and the points, 2k
Football Team moneyline, 2k
Dolphins to cover the gigantic spread because it's the JETE, 2k; and give me the over for 2k.
Steelers cover over Tits, 2k (because I like that sentence)

OMG Jags vs Texans. The resistible force meets the moveable object. Are we sure someone's got to win this? No I can't do this

You know what? give me the Saints moneyline for 1K. Brady's got to throw in a stinker somewhere here.
Vikings over Bears and spread, 2k

Newly enhanced:
Hunter Henry, 2K on a TD
Brandon Bolden, 3K on a TD
Stevenson Touchdown, 3k
Stevenson 3k on the over for receiving yards
Dre 10k (10K on Stevenson), to go over 49.5 rushing yards

 

[Dingleberry]

Another change

The under on Harris on 52.5 rushing yards, my entire bankroll, unless the casino says it's not honoring its bets.

If I can't make that bet, then the following:

OMG Colts giving 2.5? Sign me up for 20K on that dog money line on the Patriots.

Taking the Browns, giving the points, 3k
Taking the Football Team and the points, 2k
Football Team moneyline, 2k
Dolphins to cover the gigantic spread because it's the JETE, 2k; and give me the over for 2k.
Steelers cover over Tits, 2k (because I like that sentence)

OMG Jags vs Texans. The resistible force meets the moveable object. Are we sure someone's got to win this? No I can't do this

You know what? give me the Saints moneyline for 1K. Brady's got to throw in a stinker somewhere here.
Vikings over Bears and spread, 2k

Newly added:
Hunter Henry, 2K on a TD
Brandon Bolden, 2K on a TD
Stevenson 2k on the over for receiving yards
Dre 10k, to go over 49.5 rushing yards

Any prop bets on a player who ends up having inactive is null. But you can make the bet and let me hold the money until game time when he doesn't play. I will refund the bet amount with a 5% handling fee.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Chargers ML (+125) $2k

Adding

Patriots ML (+125) $40k

 

[mgcolby]

10k is yours. The only catch is if you cannot pay it back, the 5k extra I promised for everyone this year to carry over into next year's prop bets will not apply to you. You will still have the same starting money as everyone else next year, just not the extra 5k.

Well crack heads can't be choosers right?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Any prop bets on a player who ends up having inactive is null. But you can make the bet and let me hold the money until game time when he doesn't play. I will refund the bet amount with a 5% handling fee.

was that always the rule? Not challenging it., just wondering

I'm just editing that bet above then so I don't have to repeat the dang thing AGAIN just to knock off that under bet on Harris.

 

[Dingleberry]

was that always the rule? Not challenging it., just wondering

I'm just editing that bet above then so I don't have to repeat the dang thing AGAIN just to knock off that under bet on Harris.

Yup. All prop bets are null if the player is inactive. If the player is active but doesn't play, the bet counts.

It protects the bettor on any over bets, for sure. It was in the rules whichever week I introduced prop bets. It is the standard rule for real casinos as well.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

I propose a rule change for next year. No lose on a push for teasers. Or maybe just for 3-4 teamers.

Maybe dingleballs can talk it over with a/e fictional staff he has. Do you have any characters in your head yet?

 

[1960Pats]

Please give me the Raiders at +3 and KC at -3 for 10K each.
Thanks.

I thought I changed my Raiduh bet once already to a 5K but I must have posted that in the wrong place. Now that the Raiduhs game has been moved can I cancel that bet entirely? I wasn't comfortable betting on a team that I put a curse on anyway.

 

[borisman]

N.E. (+2') 2K

6-point teaser:
N.E. (+8') & Pitt (+8) 2K

 

[Dingleberry]

I thought I changed my Raiduh bet once already to a 5K but I must have posted that in the wrong place. Now that the Raiduhs game has been moved can I cancel that bet entirely? I wasn't comfortable betting on a team that I put a curse on anyway.

You can absolutely cancel any bet before kickoff. No cancelling teasers though if one part of the teaser has already lost.

 

[Dingleberry]

I propose a rule change for next year. No lose on a push for teasers. Or maybe just for 3-4 teamers.

Maybe dingleballs can talk it over with a/e fictional staff he has. Do you have any characters in your head yet?

I went with a push = loss on teasers because the real casinos generally operate that way.

I'll think about it for next year, but the voices in my head are telling me it would be a bad move.

 

[pazrul72]

Rham (49.5) rushing yards over 10k
Pats (ML) 1k
Saints (ML) 1k

 

[Dingleberry]

Chiefs (-3.0) $3k
Edwards-Hillaire OVER 44.5 $3k

Rhamondre OVER 49.5 $10k
Bolden TD (+500) $1k