Vrabel Should Start Over Moss

[jays52]

I was on ESPN earlier today learning about the intracacies of football and I found a fascinating fact. Mike Vrabel has 10 catches for 10 touchdowns DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS?! I do. It means that Randy Moss is made out of glass. Open your eyes, homers! Stats don't lie, John Clayton says so. Everyone knows that Moss gets bullied at the LOS...tell the other teams to bully Vrabel! I think that we should trade Moss for Jerry Porter, a younger, faster version of Moss (without all the locker room problems). I talked to my homies Danny "GET HUGE!" 88, Armenian Genocide, and National Socks Advisors and they all agree. Can we finally agree on this fact? Or is this too much for all you Hoodie-felating homers to handle?!

 

[RayClay]

Stats don't lie. Vrabel has one TD per catch, Moss isn't close.

 

[upstater1]

OK, fine, but are genocide jokes necessary?