Top Ten Rejected Store Names at Gilette's New Mall

[The Boston Patriot]

Tony Eason's Manicure & Pedicure Emporium

 

[OhExaulted1]

1.Randy's House of Azsless Chaps

2.Matt Light's Kareoke Bar

3.Bill Belichick's Hoodie Emporium

4.Scott Zolak's Eyeglass Hut

5.The Fred Smerlas Gold Chain Exchange

 

[The Boston Patriot]

Steve DeOssie's Shop Of All Things Pink.

 

[The Boston Patriot]

Scott "Missin'" Sissin's Archery Shop

Ben Coat's Marriage Counseling

 

[strongside]

Ty Law's cousins Vitamin world

 

[chowder]

Ted Johnson's Mental Health Clinic
Brandon Meriweather's Kick Boxing Studio
Drew Bledsoe's House of Chest Tubes
Bill Belichick Marriage Counseling Center
Charlie Weis Weight Loss Center
Corey Hillard's Personal Training and Conditioning Program
Eric Mangini Copy Center
Patrick Pass Hamstring Stretchers
Ellis Hobbs Dance Academy
Zeke Mowatt Salami Shop

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Al Groh's Shovels Etc.
Bling n Things <= But back for January 08
Just Lombardis <= see above
Troy Brown's Nickel Arcade
The (2-) Gap
Bolts-On-A-Rope (AKA V-Jack-in-the-Box)
Colt-In-A-Sack
Jay Cutlery
Scarnecchia's (sp) Line-Dancing
...(outfits courtesy of Logan Mannekins)
Jas-Anne Taylor
Fish to Go
The Cincinatti Day-Glo Orange Jumpsuit Hut

 

[PATRIOT64]

1) Grogan's Heros & Subs
2) Zeke Mowatt's Peep Show Palace
3) Sauerbrun's Everything Donkeys Shop
4) Shawne Merriman's Drug Store
5) Pac-Man Jones Bar and Kill
6) Michael Vick's Animal Shelter
7) Albert Haynesworth's Anger Therapy Clinic

 

[Patriotic]

Seau's for Juniors

Parelli's for Babes

Russ Francis' All World Travel

Mini Mack Donalds

Ron Berger Burgers

Johnny Outlaw's Security Force

Lonnie's Snow Angels

Joe Namath's Kissing Booth

 

[tedylb]

1. Jason Giambi's GET PUMPED! Center (Free Samples)
2. The George Bush College of Elocution
3. Pete Rose's Betting Parlor
4. George Steinbrenner's School of Anger Management
5. Danny Ainge's How To Build a Winner Class
6. Floyd Landis' Tour de France Cycling Shop
7. Roger Clemens' Travel Agency
8. Bill Clinton's Deep Throat Salon
9. Ron Borges' College of Creative Writing
10. Anna Nichole's Paternity Suit Store ("You're gonna like the way it fits. I guarantee it!")

Almost forgot-adjacent to Giambi's:

11 Barry Bond's Organic Home Run Pharmacy (You'll think it's just flaxseed oil)

 

[mgteich]

I think so! That is my fav that won't happen, along with House of Chung.

Big Tuna's Groceries is a GOOD idea, and well as Bill's Hoodies! Of course, we should have a tavern or bar called "Sully's" after the founding owners.

I guess Zeke's Hot Sausage Emporium is assumed.

 

[shmessy]

1) The IHOPB - - International House of Pancake Blocks

2) Orange Julius.........Adams

3) Build-A-(Sugar)Bear

4) Brewski's

5) P.F. Chung's

6) The Cheesehead Factory (oops, sorry, that's in Green Bay!)

7) Milloys-R-Us

8) The Koppen-Cabana Nightclub

9) B.B. Toy and Hobby

10) Stallworth's (the "First and Ten")

 

[PATRIOT64]

Almost forgot another business possibility.....

Dan's 'Koppen A Feel Massage Parlor'

 

[3 to be 4]

Bledsoe Fine Whines

 

[3 to be 4]

The Johnson, Cox, and Woody speedo store

 

[Canada's #1 Pats Fan]

Ryan Claridge's workout at home studio

OL Free agent then retire shop

Iverson's MVP - No need to practise hair cut emporium

 

[zippo59]

Tony Eason's Dress Boutique

 

[shakadave]

Giselle's Sin-O-Bunns