Tom needs to sit a game (Satire)

[Wordsmyth]

He's an aging veteran. A work in progress. I do get it. I'm not done with the guy forever. But Tom Brady had a terrible game Sunday and made a big error that lost us 7 points, and I'm sure Bill doesn't take that sort of thing lightly, even in a victory.

I don't think he needs to be benched forever but he made some mistakes today and I'd sit him a game and let him work on whatever he was struggling with, and give Jarrett Stidham or Cody Kessler a look as a quarterback until he's in a better spot. If Bill just thinks it's a fluke that Brady needs to work out in live games I'd be OK with that, but in that situation I'd give the geezer a mental break

GTFO with your negativity...you sound like that Queefs troll and his "tourch" theory.

 

[letekro]

You had me at “give Cody Kessler a look”

 

[Tony2046]

I changed 12 words in the Gunner post to generate this.

Awesome. Haha

 

[SBLIII]

Fraud.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

 

[BTTA]

Having read the other thread, the intent here was plain as day, and very funny. Well done, @Kasmir.

I'm equally entertained at the spectacle here of Pats fans trying to interpret this if they hadn't seen that first thread, or don't see the parallel.

 

[Froob]

Yeah, it's relatively obscure, but this is clearly lampooning the "Gunner needs to sit a game" thread that someone started. 7/10 for intent, 4/10 for execution. But he's not serious guys, come on.

Does he need to sit a game thread? I’m not done with the guy forever, I get it he’s a work in progress.

 

[Le Numéro Douze]

One bad game out of 4 with a ****ty OL and someone dares doubting Tom? Gosh...

P.S.: We are 4-0 with 3 easy games coming up. Things will get figured out. We have the luxury of a VERY extended preseason this year.

 

[lazyblooper]

Is this just Satire or just pure Idiocy?

 

[holyredeemer]

Muahahahah......hahahahahhaa. Well done, man. Well....done.

 

[XLIX]

He's an aging veteran. A work in progress. I do get it. I'm not done with the guy forever. But Tom Brady had a terrible game Sunday and made a big error that lost us 7 points, and I'm sure Bill doesn't take that sort of thing lightly, even in a victory.

As stupid as the above post is, it enters a whole ‘nother level of stupidity when you consider what happened on Stidham’s one and only career NFL possession....

 

[Arialgg]

I changed 12 words in the Gunner post to generate this.

You savage.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

...it enters a whole ‘nother level of stupidity when you consider what happened on Stidham’s one and only career NFL possession....

It enters a whole 'nother level of stupidity when posters here are too dense or tightly wound to recognize, AT ALL, the crystal clear, sarcastic point of the OP.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

It's a good thing the NFL isn't playing on April 1st, or we'd have a hundred threads like this on that day.*

*Clearly giving the OP the Benefit of the Doubt. Otherwise, someone's off their meds...

 

[JetFan79]

This is a well thought out idea. However I believe sitting a week closer to the middle of the season is best.

Say week 7. That's a good randomly chosen week.

Just so happens to be vs the Jets. We've already seen your backup QB play well vs the Jets week 3.

 

[Ian]

He's an aging veteran. A work in progress. I do get it. I'm not done with the guy forever. But Tom Brady had a terrible game Sunday and made a big error that lost us 7 points, and I'm sure Bill doesn't take that sort of thing lightly, even in a victory.

I don't think he needs to be benched forever but he made some mistakes today and I'd sit him a game and let him work on whatever he was struggling with, and give Jarrett Stidham or Cody Kessler a look as a quarterback until he's in a better spot. If Bill just thinks it's a fluke that Brady needs to work out in live games I'd be OK with that, but in that situation I'd give the geezer a mental break

I just added (Satire) to the thread title - it seems some weren't in on the other thread and apparently thought you were serious so hopefully that will clear things up

 

[PatsWSB47]

He's an aging veteran. A work in progress. I do get it. I'm not done with the guy forever. But Tom Brady had a terrible game Sunday and made a big error that lost us 7 points, and I'm sure Bill doesn't take that sort of thing lightly, even in a victory.

I don't think he needs to be benched forever but he made some mistakes today and I'd sit him a game and let him work on whatever he was struggling with, and give Jarrett Stidham or Cody Kessler a look as a quarterback until he's in a better spot. If Bill just thinks it's a fluke that Brady needs to work out in live games I'd be OK with that, but in that situation I'd give the geezer a mental break

Oh there would be a mental break if Bill benched Tom. Your strategy would backfire. So much overreaction. Anyone here remember the 2014 Chiefs game? Were on to Washington this time. I think some posters need a mental break

 

[Ian]

Oh there would be a mental break if Bill benched Tom. Your strategy would backfire. So much overreaction. Anyone here remember the 2014 Chiefs game? Were on to Washington this time. I think some posters need a mental break

He was clearly kidding - he literally copied and pasted the Gunner thread and changed a handful of words.

 

[PatsWSB47]

He was clearly kidding - he literally copied and pasted the Gunner thread and changed a handful of words.

Never mind I'm taking a mental break now

 

[Ian]

Never mind I'm taking a mental break now

It's all good - you weren't alone in this one. Apparently several others ignored that thread and thought he was serious too