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He is quickly becoming my favorite go to, for post game analysis, other than Ken. This past week was pretty good. The attached video is pretty good and hilarious.

Knee-Jerk Reactions, Week 5: Patriots vs. Browns

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It was all there on display against the Browns, rendering their defense defenseless. The Patriots line up in “posse” (one running back, one tight end, three receivers) with Gronk inside Julian Edelman. He runs a slant with linebacker Christian Kirksey on him, and Brady (with a free rusher charging at him) hits him for a big gain. A few plays later, on a third-and-8, Gronk runs a drag route, makes the catch and starts one of his patented parkour runs, breaking tackles down to the goal line. Then with goal-to-go, the Pats go with a Jumbo package, and Gronk sets the edge block to free LeGarrette Blount up for the first score.

— But the Bennett touchdowns were the true picture of what the McOffense can be. Take his last one, the score that made it 30-7. The Patriots ran a perfect execution of what I’ve heard referred to as “packaged” plays, where your line actually run blocks to sell the play action but your wideouts and ends release. Packaged plays normally are quick-hit timing throws, but on this one both Bennett and Gronk were in three-point stances on the playside and went deep. The fake got the whole Cleveland secondary to bite; Ibraheim Campbell tried to get back on Bennett, but he had no shot. Any defensive coordinator who watches that play is automatically qualified for a medicinal marijuana prescription.

— On Bennett’s first touchdown the Pats were in what they call “50” pass protection, meaning seven blockers. (Their six-man protections are numbered 51-59.) Bennett got a chip on outside rusher Derrick Kindred but then released him to get picked up by Blount. Brady went through all his reads before finding Bennett all alone in the flat, completely ignored by anyone not named Tom Brady. That’s exactly the kind of chemistry I assumed would take time to develop, but Brady and Bennett already have it. I guess you could say, [takes out aviator sunglasses] on that play … they were [puts them on] Kindred spirits. “Heeyaaahhh!!!”

— Not to be lost in all the tight end talk, though, is the play of the receivers. I confess to stereotyping Chris Hogan as a “possession” receiver. Of slot-shaming him. Of just assuming he was another Danny Amendola-type and doing everything just shy of comparing him to Wayne Chrebet and calling him “scrappy.” But he is a legitimate deep threat. He set up that third touchdown with a brilliant sight adjustment. The Browns were in a cover-2 until the strong safety bit on a play action. That left a single high safety and the middle of the field closed, so Hogan, who looked to be running a post, stemmed off his route across the safety, which Brady read to hit him in stride. And had the safety stayed with him, Malcolm Mitchell would have been left open on the deep cross he was running.

— And the other bomb Hogan caught was a straight up 9-route where he simply blew past Joe Haden. That would be the one Trent Green put on the telestrator and said, “You see him take the inside route,” as Hogan runs straight up the sidelines to the outside. Because for some reason Tom Brady’s return isn’t worth CBS’ A-squad. But I digress. Anyway, Hogan is a burner and perhaps the deep threat we’ve been looking for since Randy Moss went all Broken Arrow six years ago.
 
He is quickly becoming my favorite go to, for post game analysis, other than Ken. This past week was pretty good. The attached video is pretty good and hilarious.

Knee-Jerk Reactions, Week 5: Patriots vs. Browns

Some quick excerpts you can read below:

He's been a favorite of mine for a while.

Some label him as being a fanboy, and he is threefold, over the top at times if not always, but he's also an intelligent writer with at least one toe anchored in reality. The alter-ego of Felcher.

" This is how we dreamed it up. In our wildest fantasies, Brady’s return looked like this. Irish folklore tells of the land of Tir Na Nog, a magical realm where no one ever ages, life is perfect, there are rainbows and unicorns and Katherine McPhee proves her love for me in the back seat of a mint condition 1967 Mustang. And in that land, Brady comes back from a humiliating and unjustifiable suspension to throw for 400 yards and three touchdowns and at the end of the game doesn’t even look like he needs a shower. Perfect."
 
"I confess to stereotyping Chris Hogan as a “possession” receiver. Of slot-shaming him. Of just assuming he was another Danny Amendola-type and doing everything just shy of comparing him to Wayne Chrebet and calling him “scrappy.”

Ha !
 
Oh, Jerry is a Pat's homer with the best of them. But he does have some decent analysis we can take seriously at times.

I like to think of it as Pat's Porn.
 
chris hogan is what aaron dobson should have been.
 
But Brady’s best moment wasn’t even a throw. It was that diving scramble on the sidelines where he got up and gave the Usain Bolt-ish “first down” signal. That was him letting the world know who’s in charge now. It was Daenerys Stormborn locking herself and all the Khals in the great hall, then kicking over the fire cauldrons andburning the place to the ground. They tried to take everything from him, and someone’s going to pay.

— And the other bomb Hogan caught was a straight up 9-route where he simply blew past Joe Haden. That would be the one Trent Green put on the telestrator and said, “You see him take the inside route,” as Hogan runs straight up the sidelines to the outside. Because for some reason Tom Brady’s return isn’t worth CBS’ A-squad. But I digress. Anyway, Hogan is a burner and perhaps the deep threat we’ve been looking for since Randy Moss went all Broken Arrow six years ago.
 
"I confess to stereotyping Chris Hogan as a “possession” receiver. Of slot-shaming him. Of just assuming he was another Danny Amendola-type and doing everything just shy of comparing him to Wayne Chrebet and calling him “scrappy.”

Ha !
"Slot-shaming" is my new favorite thing.
 
"Slot-shaming" is my new favorite thing.

Best line ever.

Hogan weighs in taller, heavier and faster than DeAndre Hopkins. Nothing about him would seem to say "slot receiver," except for his tendency toward sunburn.
 
Best line ever.

Hogan weighs in taller, heavier and faster than DeAndre Hopkins. Nothing about him would seem to say "slot receiver," except for his tendency toward sunburn.

His NFL career would say it, to an extent:

Hogan spent almost exactly half (49.9 percent) of his 2015 snaps in the slot for the Bills, yet 58.3 percent of his catches and 57.6 percent of his targets came on the outside.

Chris Hogan Scouting Report: New Patriots Receiver Can Play Outside, In Slot

It's not just a melanin thing.
 
He is quickly becoming my favorite go to, for post game analysis, other than Ken. This past week was pretty good. The attached video is pretty good and hilarious.

Knee-Jerk Reactions, Week 5: Patriots vs. Browns

Some quick excerpts you can read below:
No, PP2, I liked his better. Great writing and very funny (see the ATT lady reference) Thanks for posting it.
 
No, PP2, I liked his better. Great writing and very funny (see the ATT lady reference) Thanks for posting it.

I like both steak and ice cream. You're the steak and Jerry is the ice cream with sprinkles. :D
 
Thanks to OP for posting, I had not read or heard of this guy before now. I enjoy Chad Finn's offerings and of course our own on board expert Ken and others.
 
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He is quickly becoming my favorite go to, for post game analysis, other than Ken. This past week was pretty good. The attached video is pretty good and hilarious.

Knee-Jerk Reactions, Week 5: Patriots vs. Browns

Some quick excerpts you can read below:


Although it’s been said, many times, many ways, we’re on to Cincinnati.

I remember reading something from him a couple years ago, but hadn't had reason to go back at all. I usually just sort through the pats fans news links though. I Wonder why he hasn't hit the scroll there more often ?
 
He is quickly becoming my favorite go to, for post game analysis, other than Ken. This past week was pretty good. The attached video is pretty good and hilarious.

Knee-Jerk Reactions, Week 5: Patriots vs. Browns

Some quick excerpts you can read below:
"Slot shaming".
"If Lily from AT&T waited on me and I walked into the door on my way out, it wouldn’t be my face that hit it first"
 
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