The Sheer Subliminal Brilliance of Tom Brady

[Wheelman]

I nominate Tom Brady to be Daniel Craig's successor for the James Bond franchise.

Lol come on man. After seeing his horrible acting in Ted 2? You have to be absolutely nuts!

 

[smg93]

Are you saying that Tom's "sleep number" is 12.5?

I think what's interesting is that as it cools down in the evening, the mattress automatically goes down a sleep number

 

[Brady6]

This is awesome.

Anyone else get the message in this cheesy mattress add?



Hint: What is it called when mobsters go to war?

I would much rather discuss Gisele going to the mattress.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I would much rather discuss Gisele going to the mattress.

Gawd if he opened the door and she was lying there...epic

 

[PittPatriot]

$200 cookbook and a $5000 mattress...in my dreams.
At least I have that chin.

 

[PP2]

Lol come on man. After seeing his horrible acting in Ted 2? You have to be absolutely nuts!

Don't worry, that was tongue in cheek. I'm well aware he's no actor. He certainly has the Bond look, though, doesn't he?

 

[RobertWeathers]

$200 cookbook and a $5000 mattress...in my dreams.
At least I have that chin.

The mattress is $5k?

You have got to be kidding me

 

[Froob]

The mattress is $5k?

You have got to be kidding me

The avocados it's made from ain't cheap.

 

[Galeb]

Don't worry, that was tongue in cheek. I'm well aware he's no actor. He certainly has the Bond look, though, doesn't he?

His acting has gotten much better. He used to be awkward and clunky on camera. He's a lot more relaxed and smooth now. If he wanted to become an actor, I'm sure he could master it through shear will and work ethic alone.

 

[JMC00]

"This just shows how out of touch Brady is and he comes off like a complete rich primadonna. $200 cook book, $5k mattress. You wouldn't see manning doing this no, he's out there selling affordable insurance and pizza and pimping budweiser in his post sb interviews and they're all funny-lighthearted ads, Here you got Brady acting like a some kind of james bond/super rich guy going to some secret part of some fancy hotel for a $5k mattress. This is a great example of people hate Brady and don't give him the benefit of the doubt when it came to deflategate, even though we all know he knew and why people didn't care about manning's hgh allegations and really 80% of the league is on hgh but no-one is having their ballboys run into the bathroom to deflate footballs to take out a little bit of air"

-Douchebag 2-6 98.5 show

 

[chasa]

alright between this, and that Civil war "easter egg" I think you guys need to lay off the weed. Seriously. your seeing ghosts in every shadow. Apparently goodell has taken up residence in your brains, and now any time a patriot does anything, or you see a name that has 60% of the same letters as a patriot player's name, its some sort of war call against goodell and the league.

 

[NashuaPats]

Your sig is obnoxious. It's a football forum, not a bad martial arts movie forum.

And yet it's so much better than his previous sig's including another Van Damme sig where he looked like he was....

If he's insistent on using a Van Damme sig, he could at least use his daughter...




Seriously, that's Jean Claude Van Damme's daughter.

 

[rochrist]

I nominate Tom Brady to be Daniel Craig's successor for the James Bond franchise.

Sadly, he's not a very good actor. He looks great, but he can't act at all. I say that will all the love in the world!

 

[rochrist]

alright between this, and that Civil war "easter egg" I think you guys need to lay off the weed. Seriously. your seeing ghosts in every shadow. Apparently goodell has taken up residence in your brains, and now any time a patriot does anything, or you see a name that has 60% of the same letters as a patriot player's name, its some sort of war call against goodell and the league.

I don't know. This seemed to pretty blatant. I mean, how else could you describe that ad than 'Tom Brady goes to the mattress.'?

 

[Rusty Griswold]

I also think his agent is getting him into more high profile positions in the eye of the public as a way to stay on top of the idea, that, yes, he is innocent.

 

[Rusty Griswold]

Is this the kind of mattress you can inflate and deflate?


Too soon?

You can't be a Pats fan.

 

[chasa]

I don't know. This seemed to pretty blatant. I mean, how else could you describe that ad than 'Tom Brady goes to the mattress.'?

Yeah well well

tom brady's name has 8 letters in it, you know what else has 8 letters? innocent

Coincidence? I don't think so.

Not convinced?

if you rearrange the letters in brady's name and then add a few letters you can spell out

"Tom brady is innocent."

 

[Joker]

If anything, YOU are the one with a pathology. You know what else has 8 letters in it?

D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D

 

[IllegalContact]

the guy is doing a mattress commercial.......BFD

as for the cookbook.........who the hell even buys those anymore?

DudeFoods.com Food Blog and Reviews

 

[IllegalContact]

I'll bet anyone a dollar that the Brady cookbook has nothing that comes close to the

Mac and Cheese stuffed Bacon Taco

Or the Pabst Blue Reuben: