The Roger Goodell Jokes Thread

[RecoveringCowboy]

Of course, RG is a joke in himself by now.

Why didn't Judge Berman fine Goodell for overinflated balls? - credit Warren Holstein

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

TMZ: Goodell's marriage is on the rocks. He's wearing a Raven's #27 jersey.

 

[Clonamery]

Roger Goodell.

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[signbabybrady]

Roger Goodell walks into a bar.


That is all. What a ****ing joke that guy is.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

What I REALLY wish Brady told Goodell when he was suspended:

"I'll be back"

AHnuld style of course.

 

[Tony2046]

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 120?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Pash


Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and Roger Goodell on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside..

 

[Tony2046]

Q: What's the difference between Goodell and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a commissioner.

 

[Tony2046]

How much pressure would it take to knock Goodell off of his pedestal?

2 psi.

 

[cupofjoe1962]

How do you get a one armed Goodell out of a tree?

You wave to him.

 

[cupofjoe1962]

Why does Goodell smell?

So blind people can hate him too.

 

[blackglass3]

What's blue and stupid? Roger Goodell, if he was blue.

 

[Tony2046]

What does Roger get when you give him Viagra?


Taller

 

[PatsBoy12]

What I REALLY wish Brady told Goodell when he was suspended:

"I'll be back"

AHnuld style of course.

Nah, no Ahnuld necessary. That has become such a punchline line in a movie now. A serious gaze and an "I'll be back" would be more dramatic and send a stronger message. When is the rest of the world going to acknowledge this man's greatness?! He wins on and off the field.

 

[neuronet]

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Roger Goodell, Pash, Vincent, and Mortensen in a luxury suite.

 

[Joseph K. Brady]

How much pressure would it take to knock Goodell off of his pedestal?

2 psi.

A "significant amount" less than that actually...

 

[Joseph K. Brady]

If Ben & Jerry's made soda what flavor would they name for Roger?

Ginger Fail

 

[TomPatriot]

Ted and Jeff are in the Monkey Bar with Roger. A stunning, remarkable "fashion model" strides by and eyes the three of them. She strikes up a conversation with Ted and asks him if he would buy her a drink and Ted says "I'm married and Catholic." She asks Jeff the same question and he says "I'm gay."

She looks at Roger peering into his drink and says to Ted,"what about your tall, ginger friend?" He says "Him? Forget it. No chance. He's generally unaware."

 

[ANGR89]

Although this needs corrected since he already lost. Lol

 

[KDPPatsfan85]