The Official Shameless Gloating Thread

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We're told daily on the internet and the media that we're nothing but a bunch of arrogant ******* bandwagon fans. I generally try to be chill, especially on other fan boards. But the past two weeks was the most shameful example of envy-induced piling on over absolutely NOTHING I've ever seen in my life.

We're arrogant and classless? Fine, let's embrace it.

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Dear every idiot internet fan who thinks that spygate involved "STEALING SIGNALS" something that is still legal to do to this very day and was the only reason we ever won anything:

HOW MANY SUPER BOWLS HAS YOUR **** FRANCHISE WON SINCE SPYGATE?
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Dear John Elway - How's Welker, Talib, Ward, Ware and Manning working out for you, you horse-faced **** who won SBs cheating the cap and running a ****ty chop-blocking OL scheme. Look forward to seeing your franchise really shine with Brock Osweiler throwing to ?? next season.
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Dear Jim Harbaugh -

Hopefully you can come up with some new stupid 'rule breaking' to go run and tell mommy Goodell about next year because your pee pee hurts from losing.
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Dear Media - Go ahead, talk about the Seattle decision to pass instead of run all you want. Make it all about that, not the biggest 4th quarter comeback in SB history. Maybe your river of tears will change the scoreboard.
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Dear Media Part 2 - Stick a PSI gauge in your collective ****ing asses.
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Dear Roger Goodell -

Congrats on gleefully allowing or even intentionally using the 'scandal' of 1 slightly deflated ball and 10 barely deflated balls to deflect from your shameless and unforgivable 'here no even, see no evil, speak no evil' act with a violent spousal abuser. You fashion yourself as a wild west cowboy riding into town to establish law and order? Ride back out of town and go get ass blasted by the cowboys from Brokeback Mountain you colossal ****ing embarrassment.
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Dear Don Shula -

I'd tell you to go to Hell for the childish Belicheat BS from a coach who is most famous for coaching for a team that cheated to hire him but it wouldn't be fair to wish your company on Satan.
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[PATS16N0]

Dear Peyton Manning Cultists:
ROFL Just STFU you sound dumb

Dear James:
You too

 

[JMC00]

Those Mankins and Kelly moves really came back to haunt them. WHOOPS.

 

[manxman2601]

Hey every non Patsfan

 

[PATS16N0]

Dear Jet Fans:
The "Pasts" look pretty current to me. How you like Lombardi #4, idiots?

 

[pdangle]

OK I agree!

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Minor point, but Jim Harbaugh is Tom Brady's favorite college coach right now.

John Harbaugh is a horse's ass, though.

 

[Boots Electric]

To all those Jets fans who wait for the day when Brady retires and they will be able to win the AFC East. How pathetic is that? Instead of hoping for a better team, they hope for the greatest QB of all time to retire.

To all the Colts fans who root for a sorry soft rat team like the Colts. Hope you enjoy being the most hated team among other NFL teams for being rats.

 

[1960Pats]

Dear Emanuel Sanders;
It looks like Danny Amendola was the right guy to get the money.

 

[Sticky Caulk]

Remember the guy that thought Collins was a horrible linebacker? Or the guy that predicted the pats to go 7-9? All the Mediots that thought a few scrambles were somehow the most important contribution you can get from a QB. I bet Mike Florio is crying into his terrible towel right now.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

I was planning to do a thread writing 100x "I will not pull for the Cowboys" if they made it to SB 49.

I completed my recovery differently.

I made a couple of thank you posts to the haters at CowboysZone for making this the most enjoyable SB victory for me ever....they are so bitter about this SB you would swear they are Jets fans.

Yes, I will haunt that forum again - Patriots visit Dallas this fall at a date to be decided. I get a twisted pleasure tormenting fans with silly anger management problems.


Meanwhile I served up to my Maine Coon cat Chicken of the Sea.

 

[Guts]

Dear Everyone who called Brady a liar

Deflate this assholes