The Josh Gordon Thread: Pats Officially Acquire Gordon for Fifth-Round Pick

[1960Pats]

IF Gordon is a 1/4 of what he was in 2013 we have a player. He's very Route savy Drags - crossing routes and Slants. Gordon is already a Beast on the outsides. I hope he makes the Best of his opportunity here Brady deserves him.

I remember sitting in Foxboro in 2013 and watching Gordon fly by Taqib Alib like he was standing still.

 

[rochrist]

omfg! if true! even better!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES!

That's a lot of excitement for a seventh rounder.

 

[maineman209]

Man, you old guys have some weird slangs...

Don't get us started on "goat-roper". And, no, not related to the GOAT.

 

[Hyped]

I was thinking the same thing. These young pups don’t even remember how tight NEM looked when he told us to sign the beast that would not make the team.

A Noob here who didn't get the Moss dog faker reference, but I have an extensive history with NEM....

 

[Wheelman]

That's a lot of excitement for a seventh rounder.

having an extra pick vs not having it is huge! Gives you dibs on undrafted free agents without having to give them $$$ incentive. Plus also useful for trade currency.

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

Anyone notice that the last 2 players to have #10 have the same initials?

 

[Patjew]

A Noob here who didn't get the Moss dog faker reference, but I have an extensive history with NEM....

Go on...

 

[Patjew]

I always took it as an insult

Same here.

 

[Ras-IR Dowling]

Go on...

It must mean that Hyped is Charlie Weis.

 

[Soliel]

Alot of N00Bs on the board. Not sure if they got how rich this your post was.

How so? What is a dog faker?

 

[signbabybrady]

How so? What is a dog faker?

It a cross between a dog and yetti.

 

[Tony2046]

The truth hurts.



Yeah, my roommate treats it like a numbers game too and finds success (there's always a new girl around the house it seems). Thing is, he's also 6 feet tall with social skills, whereas I'm 5'6 and have thousands of posts on Patsfans, so I think there are also confounding variables at play.



I'm already a washed up, boring engineer at 23. Your story is still encouraging though. I wish I had interests that were remotely social...or interest in anything remotely social...

Thanks for rallying around me, guys. I'll probably continue to do nothing while complaining on the internet.

Glad to see #10 at practice.

Get busy living or die busy posting.. Is that how the saying goes?

It's odd how fast life comes at you and seemingly out of nowhere. One day your thinking is that mrs right and the next thing you know you've got kids in High school and a dad bod. hahaha

Enjoy posting while you can because it won't be long before you're running down to some 24 hour gas station for a pint of some specific flavored ice cream. A month later you'll running for pampers.......then school supplies............then flag football practices..... telling some punk kid that he'd better remember "that I'm her father"...... phew boy. Should have just stayed posting on some football forum. haha

Buy a doll. That's my advice.. JK. Enjoy life man.

 

[jimnance]

A Noob here who didn't get the Moss dog faker reference, but I have an extensive history with NEM....

Cmaon,man,can't leave us hangin like that. There was only one NEM. (Thank God). Spill it,son.

 

[supafly]

I once dated a girl who had hairy nipples. It was kind of a shocker at the time. I confirmed the plumbing was female, so all was well in the end.

Wait, are you saying that you were totally cool with the hairy nipples? There’s actually something very admirable in that.

 

[letekro]

I remember sitting in Foxboro in 2013 and watching Gordon fly by Taqib Alib like he was standing still.

Peyton Manning was NFL MVP in 2013.

 

[Hyped]

Cmaon,man,can't leave us hangin like that. There was only one NEM. (Thank God). Spill it,son.

I assume the same thing happened here, on patriotplanet.com, and any other patriots forum on the Internet as what happened over at kffl.com....

Let's just say that I was the Mod of the KFFL Pats board the 2nd time he was allowed back (or he snuck back in after a forum upgrade, can't remember)....and at first, I was like, "He bothered other people, not me...I found him funny" until I realized that everyone would just gang up on him and he would send me persecution complex PM's complaining about others ganging up on him. I'd respond saying that he earned his own reputation and that I was not going to police people as long as they kept it "above the belt". He never stopped PMing me....and I finally had to have him banned...

During his first stint at KFFL....one of his threads was literally the ALL TIME GREATEST thread I ever was part of on the Internet. Basically, after being ganged up on for a long time a, "Mrs. NEM" started a thread pleading for us to go easy on her husband..... we never proved it, but we were sure it was NEM himself....the damn commas gave it away...

Memorable dude....hope he's live and well in Arizona or wherever he is now.

 

[patfanken]

It must mean that Hyped is Charlie Weis.

NEM cut his teeth aggravating people on the old KFFL board where Hyped remained loyal to the end, long after a lot of us left for greener pastures here, only to find NEM here as well.

 

[Observer]

I always took it as an insult

Funny, I always took it to be a (strange) compliment.

 

[patman12]

NEM cut his teeth aggravating people on the old KFFL board where Hyped remained loyal to the end, long after a lot of us left for greener pastures here, only to find NEM here as well.

Hyped and I had the pleasure of trying to moderate NEM's outbursts over at KFFL. which was a thankless task.

Interesting side note - NEM had his own Patriots message board for a little while and his behavior was much different than when he was just a member of a forum.

 

[Soliel]

Hyped and I had the pleasure of trying to moderate NEM's outbursts over at KFFL. which was a thankless task.

Interesting side note - NEM had his own Patriots message board for a little while and his behavior was much different than when he was just a member of a forum.

Sounds like one of those attention whores