The Jets suck (merged)

[Rob0729]

So, after watching the last episode of Hard Knocks, I came away with these impressions:

- They seem to have the dropsies
- They were much less confident without Revis than they let on
- Sanchez might make a better OC than QB

The scary thing for the Jets and their fans is that I heard that at 7AM the last five Wednesdays, the Jets get to review the Hard Knocks segments for broadcast that night and have the right to veto anything in it. So either the Jets decided to be brutally honest with their team or the worst stuff that have happened this training camp and preseason weren't even aired. There were a lot of stuff that makes you wonder what type of team, head coach, and QB the Jets really have.

 

[BradyFTW!]

How is everyone?

ready for a GODDAMN SNACK

 

[Deus Irae]

"The game ain't played through tongues," Lewis said. "The game is played when you buckle up your chin strap. So all this pressure that [coach Rex Ryan] put on his team? I hope they can cash the check that he's writing. . . . [T]he bottom line is there ain't no man over there that's just gonna flat-out whoop me, so I'm good with that part of it.

Ray Lewis goes off on the Jets | ProFootballTalk.com

 

[Calciumee]

Ray Lewis goes off on the Jets | ProFootballTalk.com

I can't stand Ray Lewis, but he is talking sense for once, and not s**t

 

[Off The Grid]

The Dog @$$ Jets

Those who consider the Jets to be legitimate Super Bowl Contenders need to take a closer look at History.

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Here's the Bad News, to such extent as I've earned fledgling respect in the Reader's eyes:

There is a tendency, with Ascending Powers, to have a Break Out Year...and then have a Regression Year, before Moving Forward to Glory:

The 1988-1990 Beefalo Beefalos.
The 1993-1995 Lightning BOLTS.
The 1994-1996 New England FootBall Patriots.

Et Cetera.

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One year ago, I predicted that the Fish ~ everybody's Darling of 2009 ~ were going to take an HUGE step backward...they DID.

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In 2009, nobody had a CLUE what Rex Ryan's D was gonna do.

The prevailing "wisdom" is that he perpetrated some kind of revolutionary, high-octane, super dooper ATTACKING Defense that took the world by STORM.

That is CORRECT.

But his largest advantage wasn't WISDOM...It was IGNORANCE.

Nobody had a CLUE what to expect...and so Rex had an HUGE advantage.

THAT, ladies and gentlemen...is the entire reality behind Beginner's Luck.

Anybody ever watched "Maverick"??

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But, NOW...every OC in the GALAXY...has BOOK on Ryan's D: Tape to Study.

The Difference...will be DRAMATIC.

Yes, I swear to the God of your choice: It IS...THAT SIMPLE.

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Ryan is for REAL.

The Jets...are for REAL.

And let me go on the record: I LOVE this guy. LOVE him.

He is a SCRAPPER.

He takes NO prisoners. He apologizes to NO one.

He RESPECTS his Enemy. But he does not BOW to him.

Again: I LOVE this guy.

And any REAL American...should love him, as well, in my view.

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But he and his team are VASTLY overrated...and it says HERE...that they don't even make the PLAY OFFS in 2010.

So Let It Be Written.

 

[The Boston Patriot]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

History doesn't mean squat. If it did the Pats would be perennial doormats.

 

[Off The Grid]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

History doesn't mean squat. If it did the Pats would be perennial doormats.

That might actually be the most ignorant thing I've ever read, hereabouts.

My compliments.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

Does this thread have a point?

Do you care to give a cliff's notes version for people who don't want to try to read all that? Dolphins are good and Jets are bad? Awesome.

Also, FWIW, I don't love Rex Ryan, but I'm pretty sure that I am a real american

 

[Off The Grid]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

Does this thread have a point?

Do you care to give a cliff's notes version for people who don't want to try to read all that? Dolphins are good and Jets are bad? Awesome.

Also, FWIW, I don't love Rex Ryan, but I'm pretty sure that I am a real american

Cliff's Notes Version:

Ascending Teams are very susceptible ~ in the wake of their Year One Big Splash ~ to an HUGE Step Back in Year 2 of their Program, primarily due to the sudden shock of the previously impossible Familiarity with their Schematics acquired by contending OC's + DC's.

Case In Point: The Erstwhile Super Bowl Bound 2009 BAD FISH.

 

[Brady2Welker]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

I was hoping for more tildes and bold font in the OP.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

Cliff's Notes Version:

Ascending Teams are very susceptible ~ in the wake of their Year One Big Splash ~ to an HUGE Step Back in Year 2 of their Program, primarily due to the sudden shock of the previously impossible Familiarity with their Schematics acquired by contending OC's + DC's.

Case In Point: The Erstwhile Super Bowl Bound 2009 BAD FISH.

So the Jets' one-trick defense will finally be exposed now that opposing teams have game tape on it, much like the Pats and Colts already crushed them the second time that they played last year. Yeah, that's been pretty well-established around here.

 

[Off The Grid]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

I was hoping for more tildes and bold font in the OP.

I'm not feeling a lot of LOVE, B2W.

 

[Off The Grid]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

So the Jets' one-trick defense will finally be exposed now that opposing teams have game tape on it, much like the Pats and Colts already crushed them the second time that they played last year. Yeah, that's been pretty well-established around here.

Yes, there's been a lot of Anti-Jets Hatred and VENOM.

But I thought ~ what the Hell? ~ I'd infuse a modicum of historically supported LOGIC to the discussion.

Most everyone around here WANTS the Jets to fall on their faces...But VERY few ~ despite your flailing protestations ~ have managed to cobble together anything resembling a solid ARGUMENT...as to why they OUGHT.

I...HAVE.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

I just translated this to Swahili and then back to English with Google Translate. The result:

Those who consider that the Jets Super bowl legitimate candidates need to look at the history.

***

Here's the Bad News, I've earned as much respect in the eyes of the fledgling reader:

There is a character, and ascending Powers, a Break Out In ... and then be in Regression, before moving forward with the Glory:

The Beefalos Beefalo 1988-1990.
The lightning BOLTS 1993-1995.
The 1994-1996 New England Patriots football.

Et Cetera.

***

One year ago, I predicted that Darling's Fish everybody ~ ~ 2009 are going to take a step back ... and so.

***

In 2009, no one had a clue what's Rex Ryan D was gonna do.

The current "wisdom" is that by some sort of revolutionary, high-octane, super dooper Defense attack that took the world by STORM.

That is correct.

But its great advantage was wise ... It's ridiculous.

No one had a clue what to expect ... and Rex had a great advantage.

THAT, ladies and gentlemen ... the whole truth behind a beginner's Luck.

Anyone ever watched "Maverick"??

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But now ... each OC in the Galaxy ... has a book on Ryan's D: Tape of the lesson.

Unlike ... It will be great.

Yes, by the God of your choice: It's ... is simple.

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Ryan is for real.

The Jets ... for the truth.

And then go on the record: I LOVE this guy. LOVE her.

He is SCRAPPER.

Ataingia NO prisoners. She apologizes to any person.

He respect his enemy. But he can not worship.

Again: I LOVE this guy.

And no REAL American ... must love too, in my view.

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But he and his team are VASTLY overrated ... and says HERE ... that they do not even make the second phase of PLAY in 2010.

That should be Written.

Strangely enough, it still makes exactly as much sense as your original post did.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

Yes, there's been a lot of Anti-Jets Hatred and VENOM.

But I thought ~ what the Hell? ~ I'd infuse a modicum of historically supported LOGIC to the discussion.

Most everyone around here WANTS the Jets to fall on their faces...But VERY few ~ despite your flailing protestations ~ have managed to cobble together anything resembling a solid ARGUMENT...as to why they OUGHT.

I...HAVE.

Not really. Every point that you just made has been made, in 2 sentences or less, multiple times. All that this thread brings to the table is the ramblings of someone who appears to have just dropped a boatload of acid.

 

[Off The Grid]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

Actually, for those who have 2 brain cells to rub together, my Arguments are crystal clear and compelling, regardless of whether or not one agrees with me, as most most certainly will NOT!!

THAT qualifier, sadly ~ the 2 brain cells bit ~ precludes your grasping this...But feel free to continue with your angry squealing and insults: It is VERY amusing!!

 

[Spiral]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

If you can explain to your audience how Rex's Jets defense is different from his Ravens defense, then I might buy into your "now-everybody's-gonna-have-it-figured out-theory."

 

[BradyFTW!]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

Actually, for those who have 2 brain cells to rub together, my Arguments are crystal clear and compelling, regardless of whether or not one agrees with me, as most most certainly will NOT!!

THAT qualifier, sadly ~ the 2 brain cells bit ~ precludes your grasping this...But feel free to continue with your angry squealing and insults: It is VERY amusing!!

You have to be coherent before you can be compelling.

 

[Off The Grid]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

If you can explain to your audience how Rex's Jets defense is different from his Ravens defense, then I might buy into your "now-everybody's-gonna-have-it-figured out-theory."

That is a VERY fair question.

And I ~ in all honesty ~ can NOT explain ANY such thing...other than to point out that Ray Lewis is NOT walking through that door!!

My purpose, above all...is to get this Call...On The Record.

It is NOT...to persuade people of my views...though that would, of course, be AWESOME.

 

[Off The Grid]

Re: The Dog @$$ Jets

You have to be coherent before you can be compelling.

I am perfectly coherent, as are my posts.

I am also perfectly cognizant that the vast majority of the bitter, petulant, and helplessly vapid debris that populate the landscape will lash out with impotent, flailing ignorance at posts that eclipse their understanding to an humiliating and publicly eviscerating degree.

And I'm MORE than content with that result, BELIEVE me!!