The Evil Empire

[signbabybrady]

Joe Kerr goes old school....

This has been my Facebook status the last few years on each release day. I consider it an anthom.

 

[ErniesPinkStripes]

That video was amazing.

Yeah I think of us as the Evil Empire, like it or not. When our offense is clicking and healthy, it's the Death Star. A massive weapon systematically and unemotionally destroying everything in its path. Yeah it has a weakness (a good interior pass rush) but that weakness is rarely exploited, and if it is, we just build another one.

To think of the Pats as a bunch of plucky rebels is wishful thinking. We are the dominant force in the NFL universe. That video says it all.

Agreed, embrace it people. NE won't always be top dog.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Bottom line. They got 5 Death Stars[Lombardi's] and are working on constructing a 6th.

 

[jri37]

Agreed, embrace it people. NE won't always be top dog.

That's why Patriot fans should let the evil flow through them and embrace the hate

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Think about it: the Patriots were on a mission vs. Evildell's Empire of the Shield to right the banishment of Jedi Brady. With such powerful forces in play, there are bound to be collateral casualties.

I look at us as the good guys, and the NYJFL as evil.

Time for some last-minute pre-playoff tweaking (tweakage?):

Luke Skywalker....................................................Steve Grogan
Obi-Wan Kenobi..................................................Bill Belichick
Han Solo..............................................................Russ Francis
Chewbacca...........................................................Rob Gronkowski
Anakin Skywalker................................................Robert Kraft
Darth Vader.........................................................Darth Raider
Princess Leia........................................................Bobbie Grogan
Grand Moff Tarkin...............................................Ben Dreith
Jabba the Hutt.....................................................Buddy Ryan
Jar Jar Binks........................................................Ben Volin
Lando Calrissian..................................................Stanley Morgan
Qui-Gon Jinn.......................................................Bill Parcells
Poe Dameron.......................................................Tom Brady
C-3PO..................................................................John Smith
R2-D2..................................................................Randy Vataha
Yoda.....................................................................Dante Scarnecchia
Finn.....................................................................Rodney Harrison
Senator Palpatine................................................James Busch Orthwein
Rune Haako.........................................................Chris Mortensen
Saesee Tiin..........................................................Andre Tippett
Darth Sidious......................................................Paul Tagliabue
Mace Windu........................................................Julius Adams
Daultay Dofine....................................................Professor Robert Blecker
Govenor Sio Bibble.............................................Billy Sullivan
Finis Valorum.....................................................Upton Bell
Watto..................................................................Bill Polian
Boss Nass............................................................John Hannah
Sebulba...............................................................Jack Tatum
Captain Panaka..................................................Prentice McCray
Fode and Beed...................................................Rex and Rob Ryan
General Grievous...............................................Woody Johnson
Nute Gunray......................................................Matt Walsh
Darth Maul........................................................Bernard Pollard
Lobot.................................................................Drew Bledsoe
Maz Kanata.......................................................Myra Kraft
Captain Phasma................................................Lisa Olson
Kylo Ren............................................................Seth Wickersham
General Hux......................................................John Harbaugh
Rey....................................................................Hannah L.
Lor San Tekka...................................................Gino Cappelletti
Boba Fett..........................................................Ray Lewis
Admiral Motti...................................................Tom Jackson
Padme Amidala.................................................Gisele Bundchen
BB8...................................................................Julian Edelman
Count Duuku....................................................Don Shula
Wedge Antilles.................................................Danny Amendola
Wampa.............................................................Michael Strahan
General Willard................................................Mike Holovak
General Dodonna.............................................Chuck Fairbanks
Greedo..............................................................George Atkinson
Admiral Ackbar................................................Gil Santos
Admiral Piett....................................................Ted Wells
Moff Jerjerrod..................................................Gerry Austin
Nien Nunb........................................................Ernie Adams
Supreme Leader Snoke....................................Roger Goodell
Chief Jawa........................................................Dan Shaughnessy
General Cassio Tagge.......................................Jeff Pash
Uncle Owen......................................................Clive Rush
Rebel Force Major Derlin................................Mosi Tatupu
Snow Creature.................................................John Tomase
Captain Needa.................................................Michael Felger
Admiral Ozzel..................................................Ron Borges
General Madine...............................................Matt Patricia
Bib Fortuna......................................................Arlen Specter
Teebo................................................................Tim Tebow

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Patricia is Chewbacca.

Ernie Adams is C3PO

Ben Volin is Jar-Jar Binks

"Steve Grogan? I thought he was a myth"

 

[PScottman]

Ernie Adams is C3PO

Sorry I know its gender confused, but he's totally Leia - excellent strategist.

 

[ErniesPinkStripes]

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

This is funny but in reality it's backwards.

The NFL is the Evil Empire.

We're the good guys. Bill Belichick is Obi-Wan Kenobi. Tom Brady is Poe Dameron. Steve Grogan is Luke Skywalker.

Bob Kraft is Anakin. Good but seduced by the Dark Side.

That's funny. I was thinking the same thing when I read the title.