The Butler Position

[Actual Pats Fan]

Who we drafted...

One day I want to hear from the podium, "With the ____ pick of the draft, the _____s select...Kenyatta Yadayada"

Don't know if this counts, but Ahmad Rutgers from Butler U. could be a backup choice...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

But even more important, he's TALL, with long arms.

Shame on you, he's long with an impressive wingspan. And I thought you watched the draft. For some reason nobody's tall anymore they're long.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Shame on you, he's long with an impressive wingspan. And I thought you watched the draft. For some reason nobody's tall anymore they're long.

(Sorry) Sally was long and tall.

 

[CaffeineMan]

I got nothin to contribute. Just wanted to say thanks to everyone for the laughs after my stressful work day. Hilarious...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

But everything else aside as we balance the brand(o/I/e)ns and the Butlers and the Malco(l)ms one thing, as of right now, is certain...

BARKEEEEEEVIOUSSSSS MINGOOOOOOOO

I mean he had some moments, I just want him to become a star or at least a fixture. I want to hear that PA crank up and say

BARKEEEEEEVIOUSSSSS MINGOOOOOOOO!

It's almost like a funerary incantation for a quarterback, innit?

(By the way he goes by KeKe)

Elton John Kiki Dee Original - Bing video

 

[signbabybrady]

Let's see have we missed any Butlers?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Well, I think we've covered the real ones...

List of fictional butlers - Wikipedia

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Let's see have we missed any Butlers?

Was trying to come up with a good Tim Curry in Clue reference. Well done.

Regards,
Chris

 

[Kontradiction]

Is this thread about the juxtaposition of the Butler position?

 

[signbabybrady]

Can we come up with 300 Butlers?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

SPOILER ALERT!

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2017 NFL Season

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Well, I think we've covered the real ones...

List of fictional butlers - Wikipedia

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Can we come up with 300 Butlers?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Was trying to come up with a good Tim Curry in Clue reference. Well done.

Regards,
Chris

Chives is in this one

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Can we come up with 300 Butlers?

No, but OUTSTANDING band name!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

That was the best part of the old Batman... when they were "climbing buildings" by CLEARLY just turning the film on its side...