The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

[Tunescribe]

here's what Wrecks ate for dinner last night....

Disgusting. Wrecks' wife should know better than to give birth near her husband's mealtime.

 

[VinnyPatrollie]

Disgusting. Wrecks' wife should know better than to give birth near her husband's mealtime.

Pfail. Gross, not funny.

 

[Tunescribe]

Pfail. Gross, not funny.

A lot of folks would say the same thing about Wrecks.

 

[VinnyPatrollie]

A lot of folks would say the same thing about Wrecks.

Sorry, weak sauce Brother.

Do better.

 

[Joker]

OK, we'll try...see ya' later back on your home board, J.I.

 

[Tunescribe]

Sorry, weak sauce Brother.

What the hell does this mean?

Please be advised: This is the wrong thread for folks with no sense of humor.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Rex Special on 3...

Hut...


Hut...


HUTT!

 

[ewg_gestalt]

HUTT!

Nice—but why didn't someone photoshop Sanchez's head on Princess Leia's body?

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Nice—but why didn't someone photoshop Sanchez's head on Princess Leia's body?

While that would be nice.

Sanchez gave us the 2012 defining moment for the jets...which was the butt fumble.

How can you possibly improve upon that?

 

[NJPatsfan26]

While that would be nice.

Sanchez gave us the 2012 defining moment for the jets...which was the butt fumble.

How can you possibly improve upon that?

All I can think of is giving the jest fans hope of going some where this season, then completely failing and going 4 - 12.

I can dream......:rocker::rocker:

 

[Tunescribe]

The Green Beans are down. I say we kick them harder than ever. :singing::rocker::singing::rocker:

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

So happy the jets have owner woody johnson


Thanks for the division help woody :rocker:

 

[Gwedd]

While that would be nice.

Sanchez gave us the 2012 defining moment for the jets...which was the butt fumble.

How can you possibly improve upon that?

True dat. You couldn't script a better game. Seriously.

 

[Tunescribe]

Sanchez gave us the 2012 defining moment for the jets...which was the butt fumble.

How can you possibly improve upon that?

A butt interception! Sanchez should be a prime candidate: he throws behind Santonio Holmes, it bounces off his butt and is picked off for a touchdown. :rocker:

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

A butt interception! Sanchez should be a prime candidate: he throws behind Santonio Holmes, it bounces off his butt and is picked off for a touchdown. :rocker:

how about Sanchez goes to hand the ball off and gives it to chandler jones who is rushing off the edge (and the handoff is going to the side). then the look of confusion as he notices, the player is wearing the wrong jersey (and cj runs the ball 50 yards for the score).

Just a mild dream I had.

 

[patsinthesnow]

|The Worst Of Mark Sanchez 2012| - YouTube

 

[BTTA]

|The Worst Of Mark Sanchez 2012| - YouTube

I haven't (thankfully) spent time watching the Jests games and didn't realize how bad he is. You couldn't put together bad decisions of Brady for his entire career and fill up half of that video. Wow.

 

[Tunescribe]

Here it is!

NEW JERSEY GREEN BEANS COMEDY TOUR 2013

PROJECTED SEASON RECORD: 0-15-1

Sept. 8 Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m. LOSS
Sept. 12 at New England Patriots, 8:25 p.m. BIG LOSS
Sept. 22 Buffalo Bills, 4:25 p.m. LOSS
Sept. 29 at Tennessee Titans, 4:05 p.m. LOSS
Oct. 7 at Atlanta Falcons, 8:40 p.m. BIG LOSS
Oct. 13 Pittsburgh Steelers, 1 p.m. LOSS
Oct. 20 New England Patriots, 1 p.m. HUGE LOSS
Oct. 27 at Cincinnati Bengals, 4:05 p.m. LOSS
Nov. 3 New Orleans Saints, 1 p.m. LOSS
Nov. 10 BYE LOSS
Nov. 17 at Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. LOSS
Nov. 24 at Baltimore Ravens, 1 p.m. LOSS
Dec. 1 Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m. LOSS
Dec. 8 Oakland Raiders, 1 p.m. TIE
Dec. 15 at Carolina Panthers,4:05 p.m. LOSS
Dec. 22 Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m. LOSS
Dec. 29 at Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m. LOSS

 

[ewg_gestalt]

Nov. 10 BYE LOSS

Sorry, Tunescribe, but I have to respectfully disagree with you here. Patriots fans will be the losers this week, as we won't have the FAILtour to laugh at. We'll just have to content ourselves with playing endless loops of the Buttfumble game.

 

[Tunescribe]

Orioles manager tells Wrecks to shut the eff up:

Orioles’ manager tells Rex Ryan to worry about his own team | ProFootballTalk

Orioles manager Buck Showalter says if Ryan is concerned with anything about Baltimore, he ought to be concerned about the Jets’ meeting with Baltimore this season.

“I think I’d be a little more concerned about November 24 when the Jets come here and try to figure out a way to beat the Ravens, wouldn’t you?,” Showalter said, via CSNBaltimore.com. “I’d think that would be a little bit more of a challenge. I try to stay out of things I don’t know about. Like I don’t know about the NFL schedule and the NFL challenges. So that would be my advice. I would stay in what is my area of supposed expertise.”

Showalter’s use of the word “supposed” there is a nice touch. And it’s a fair point: Ryan has enough to worry about with the Jets, that he’d probably be wise not to get involved with issues that don’t affect his team.