Content Post The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[IcyPatriot]

PatsFans Jeopardy:

.... and the answer is 12.1

What is the question:

 

[Big-T]

PatsFans Jeopardy:

.... and the answer is 12.1

What is the question:

What was Mark Sanchez's QB rating today?

 

[IcyPatriot]

What was Mark Sanchez's QB rating today?

YES

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[ExiledBostonPat]

What was Mark Sanchez's QB rating today?

I was going to guess 'what is the age of Intersanchez new girlfriend' but that would have been too mean, I apologize.

 

[Big-T]

I was going to guess 'what is the age of Intersanchez new girlfriend' but that would have been too mean, I apologize.

I thought about putting the same thing

 

[Joker]

stop thinking...stop apologizing

the Jets suck...get it through your unwilling to believe craniums

they suck...they always have sucked ...and they will continue to suck over the course of your entire life...

there are only three certainties in life...death...taxes....and THE JETS SUCK

 

[NJPatsfan26]

stop thinking...stop apologizing

the Jets suck...get it through your unwilling to believe craniums

they suck...they always have sucked ...and they will continue to suck over the course of your entire life...

there are only three certainties in life...death...taxes....and THE JETS SUCK

Well then the afterlife would be Sexy Rexy and Marky Mark being with the team FOREVER!

 

[VJCPatriot]

I don't wish injury on players, and I'm not wishing one here, but.....

The best thing that could happen to the Jets right now would be for Sanchez to suffer some minor, but nagging, injury (sprained ankle, for example), that would keep him out for about a month. It would force a major adjustment on that team, for better or worse.

Naaah, I hope Sanchez continues to stay 100% healthy so he can suck the life out of that team's chances of winning! LOL and so we can get more press conferences of Rex defending his choice of starting QB!

 

[NinjaZX6R]

PatsFans Jeopardy:

.... and the answer is 12.1

What is the question:

Jets offensive points per game?

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Jets are so...bad..wow

All that talking and they get smoked

 

[Joker]

12.1?...that's the measurement of Wrecksie's little squiggly peeny when his wife uses her toes... 12.1...millimeters.....that's why Wrecks always carries tweezers and a magnifying glass...

 

[Rob0729]

PatsFans Jeopardy:

.... and the answer is 12.1

What is the question:

What is the average number of times a Jets fan yelled "Put in Tebow!" at his/her television during today's game, Alex?

 

[Joker]

What is the average number of times a Jets fan yelled "Put in Tebow!" at his/her television during today's game, Alex?

nope....THAT number would be 12.1....MILLION

 

[NJPatsfan26]

What is the average number of times a Jets fan yelled "Put in Tebow!" at his/her television during today's game, Alex?

Only 12? Maybe 12 per quarter.

 

[Deus Irae]

What is the average number of times a Jets fan yelled "Put in Tebow!" at his/her television during today's game, Alex?

Imagine being either Jets backup. Tebow has to know that Sparano and/or Ryan don't trust him, just because of the stupid way they're using him. McElroy probably knows that he'd be starting by now if Tebow weren't on the team, because the Jets could put McElroy in without destroying Sanchez since not much would have to change, but putting in Tebow means that Sanchez is done in New York.

 

[Delicate Genius]

Some Jet fan reaction in the second quarter, including the commish trying to drink the problems away:

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Some Jet fan reaction in the second quarter, including the commish trying to drink the problems away:

Someone really needs to make jetssuck.com much like Manningface.com

these pictures and all the ones from 44 years would be perfect at that site.

 

[Joker]

look at that scum, Goodell...just happened to be there with the rest of the mooks who KNEW the Jets were going to win this game...perfect...look at that disappointment..

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

Is Roger Jetdell a Jest fan?* He sure fits in doesn't he

* rhetorical question

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Is Roger Jetdell a Jest fan?* He sure fits in doesn't he

* rhetorical question

Was going to ask.... but you did right with the *

Roger Jetdell was a former Jets employee.

So now at least we know know why he hates the Pats so much.