Content Post The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[Brady_to_Moss]

once they start tebow..they can never go back to sanchez

 

[Tunescribe]

once they start tebow..they can never go back to sanchez

Of course they can. They brought back Sanfonio and Bart Scott from last year's debacle, didn't they? You must remember that this team has no shame.

 

[AzPatsFan]

As predicted, the Jest fans are in full search for a scapegoat. It all comes down to the organization, An owner establishes that. There is no quick answer. The Jesters simply do not have enough talent to field a competitive team.

The Jets FO has been disfunctional for years, not acquiring nor developing young talent. They have acquired headcase after headcase and are astonished with what then happens. "Win Now" soon becomes "Used to Win".

Amid all the rants everyone forgets that the Jets could not get any reputable Coach or GM to even bother to interview with them. Rex was a passed over candidate, by his own team, who was a fair DC given that he came into a DC's dream of a existing defense filled with great players, acquired by a competent FO run by Belichick protege Ozzie Newsome.

They need a new Owner who can install a competent FO and rebuild like BB did for three to four years, post 2008.

 

[Salva135]

So Revis and Holmes, the only two actual playmakers on that team, are both gone for the season. Does anyone feel bad? Nope? K, me neither, just making sure.

 

[ewg_gestalt]

So Revis and Holmes, the only two actual playmakers on that team, are both gone for the season. Does anyone feel bad? Nope? K, me neither, just making sure.

Well, actually, I'm split on this one. Of course, it gives the Jets an excuse for why they're losing: "We lost our two best players, of course we're in trouble!" But then, if they actually use that as the reason, and think they don't have to make radical changes, then it's our best long-term interests. So let's hope they go with that.

 

[Joker]

Nice link Deus...so...let's recap...the rats lose their best defensive player and their best offensive weapon...and this is a GOOD thing...because NOW "Elite!!!!" will turn into Eli Manning...all that's missing is that one "hungry!!!!" piece to the puzzle... Ocho Cinco.

THAT is the "plan plan"???????????????????

you guys can argue this all you want but stuff like THIS makes the internet the greatest invention in human history....it's the only place where you can SEE a pile of dog crap and *poof*..a few keystrokes here, a couple if/thens there...and VOILA!!!....BEEF WELLINGTON!!!...

 

[Tunescribe]

It just occurred to me that Wrecks hasn't tried motivating his team yet this year by crying in front of them. That must be coming soon, as he's praised them, blasted them, and given them time off to soul-search.

 

[randomk1]

once they start tebow..they can never go back to sanchez

Meh...Tebow is not a QB. They should just bench Sanchize who has always sucked but this year he is getting 0 help to go along with that.

They should look at what that kid McElroy can do. The end result can't be any worse and atleast he scored a TD in the preseason and had the balls to call out that ****ty locker room of the jets. Something Sanchez or that fat/skinny coach would never do

 

[reflexblue]

It just occurred to me that Wrecks hasn't tried motivating his team yet this year by crying in front of them. That must be coming soon, as he's praised them, blasted them, and given them time off to soul-search.

Classic...........

 

[VJCPatriot]

It's Tough Bein' a New York Jets Fan - YouTube

Jet fan child abuse...sad....

wow i feel really bad for him. he's painfully aware how bad the jets suck and even the playoff situation at age 6. shame on his parents for making him a jets fan! SHAME!

 

[ATippett56]

12 .... 12 .... 12 wins Rah! Rah!

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Cimini: Tone likely done for the season.

 

[ewg_gestalt]

They should look at what that kid McElroy can do. The end result can't be any worse and atleast he scored a TD in the preseason and had the balls to call out that ****ty locker room of the jets. Something Sanchez or that fat/skinny coach would never do

Oy, never get in the way of your enemies shooting themselves in the foot! They should give Sanchez a lifetime contract extension, with a guarantee that he's the QB1 no matter what!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Lacking WR talent Jets should sign Plaxico and then Ocho. Ocho's random approach to route running would actually fit into Sanchez's scramble throws and soon to be QB Tebow's approach to passing. I'm actually being serious here since status quo is predictable failure I'd in utter desperation throw in the random blind squirrel approach to offense. Those 2 WRs could be had at vet minimum impacting the Jets' roll Forward cap strategy only slightly.

 

[robbomango]

Teacher: Okay Suzzy, to win the 4rth grade spelling B all you have to do is spell the word suck.

Suzzy: Suck, J...e...t...s, Suck.

Teacher hands Suzzy the 1st place trophy.

 

[Tunescribe]

Lacking WR talent Jets should sign Plaxico and then Ocho. Ocho's random approach to route running would actually fit into Sanchez's scramble throws and soon to be QB Tebow's approach to passing. I'm actually being serious here since status quo is predictable failure I'd in utter desperation throw in the random blind squirrel approach to offense. Those 2 WRs could be had at vet minimum impacting the Jets' roll Forward cap strategy only slightly.

They could sign Burress, Ocho and Terrell Owens and have a has-been all-star cast. At least they'd lose games 34-13 instead of 34-0.

 

[Cramden]

The funniest might be this guy predicting Holmes is faking and may have sneaked a cadaver leg into the MRI machine. Oh it's priceless!

MRI, shmem-RI - Jets Insider.com Forums

 

[The Gr8est]

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Why Mike T should be canned ...

So this fan thinks things are as bad as they were back in 1996 and they "need a Parcels like football executive to come in here and fix this."

Hmmm, why not wait for the Superbowl and then go tamper with one of the participant's head coach? That way you would be getting a proven winner. Be sure to pounce BEFORE they actually play the game; it's imperative that the Rats get their man, and the fortunes of any other team or fanbase pale in importance to getting the Rats back on track.

It would be a ratty thing to do, but it's not like they haven't done it before.

 

[Funktopus]

The funniest might be this guy predicting Holmes is faking and may have sneaked a cadaver leg into the MRI machine. Oh it's priceless!

MRI, shmem-RI - Jets Insider.com Forums

Hilarious. Rexy should check his pickled foot jar to see if the one with the Lisfrank is missing.

 

[Koma]

The funniest might be this guy predicting Holmes is faking and may have sneaked a cadaver leg into the MRI machine. Oh it's priceless!

MRI, shmem-RI - Jets Insider.com Forums

I know there's no MENSA requirement for this board and I post some dumb stuff, but if anyone here ever posted anything as stupid as the "Holmes cadaver leg theory," I would hope that, at a minimum, they would be permanently restricted to the Practice Squad forum.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I know there's no MENSA requirement for this board and I post some dumb stuff, but if anyone here ever posted anything as stupid as the "Holmes cadaver leg theory," I would hope that, at a minimum, they would be permanently restricted to the Practice Squad forum.

Read carefully, especially about the # of heart beats and taking the heart back. It's a hilarious spoof.