Stay classy Roger...

[TeamFirst]

 

[BTTA]

You know, from watching this, it appears that he actually did. Gross.

 

[ahmed]

Wow...he always manages to sink lower.

 

[resdubwhite]

Integrity

 

[The Gr8est]

There is more evidence in this video, suggesting Roger wiped his nose on this girl, than there is evidence that the Pats are guilty of anything deserving of punishment in Spygate or Defamegate.

 

[neuronet]

Here is is with his daughter, Meg

 

[Jlaff]

I remember this from the draft day thread, but it does deserve it's own thread. Anyone else picked up on this besides Barstool?

 

[neuronet]

I remember this from the draft day thread, but it does deserve it's own thread. Anyone else picked up on this besides Barstool?

You guys do realize this isn't meant to be real news right? It's a joke. He did something every one of us has done, but he did it on camera. It's just for ****s 'n' giggles to talk trash about Roger. Nothing will come of it, and nothing should come of it because it isn't actually a thing. He did nothing wrong beyond minor breach of social etiquette (wiping at your nose in public).

Not meant to be a jab at you Jlaff. I know you and everyone realizes this is not a real story, but it is 2017 so I think sometimes it is useful to say these thinks out loud.

 

[RobertWeathers]

He is such a bully.

 

[ALP]

You guys do realize this isn't meant to be real news right? It's a joke. He did something every one of us has done, but he did it on camera. It's just for ****s 'n' giggles to talk trash about Roger. Nothing will come of it, and nothing should come of it because it isn't actually a thing. He did nothing wrong beyond minor breach of social etiquette (wiping at your nose in public).

Not meant to be a jab at you Jlaff. I know you and everyone realizes this is not a real story, but it is 2017 so I think sometimes it is useful to say these thinks out loud.

ok lol, was what he did illegal? of course not

does what he did show that he is an illmannered, slob, disgusting, unrespectful, stupid, blind, poor excuse of a human being? yes it does

and the respective ridicule and disbelief should follow

 

[TennisBallHead]

****dic

 

[NashuaPats]

You guys do realize this isn't meant to be real news right? It's a joke. He did something every one of us has done, but he did it on camera. It's just for ****s 'n' giggles to talk trash about Roger. Nothing will come of it, and nothing should come of it because it isn't actually a thing. He did nothing wrong beyond minor breach of social etiquette (wiping at your nose in public).

Not meant to be a jab at you Jlaff. I know you and everyone realizes this is not a real story, but it is 2017 so I think sometimes it is useful to say these thinks out loud.

Was deflategate a real story? No. That didn't stop Roger. F him. He wiped a booger on a handicapped, little girl.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

You guys do realize this isn't meant to be real news right? It's a joke. He did something every one of us has done, but he did it on camera. It's just for ****s 'n' giggles to talk trash about Roger. Nothing will come of it, and nothing should come of it because it isn't actually a thing. He did nothing wrong beyond minor breach of social etiquette (wiping at your nose in public).

Not meant to be a jab at you Jlaff. I know you and everyone realizes this is not a real story, but it is 2017 so I think sometimes it is useful to say these thinks out loud.

Normally, I'm not one to wish bad on someone. But, I think Goodell deserves some form of karmic payback for his treatment of others (and if Barstool Sports wants to try to help the universe speed up it's form of justice, who are we to argue)



and, I don't think Goodell meant it to be a joke.

 

[Froob]

The evidence is compelling...if not overwhelming. Where is his cell phone?

 

[Nikolai]

He did something every one of us has done, but he did it on camera.

Is this really something everyone does? I'm not being judgmental, because I've done my own share of dirty deeds in my time, but I'm just curious now...is this common?

 

[Froob]

Is this really something everyone does? I'm not being judgmental, because I've done my own share of dirty deeds in my time, but I'm just curious now...is this common?

I had the same question...I've never done it..

 

[Tony2046]

I had the same question...I've never done it..

I've used the Al Bundy handwarmer position and later made someone a sandwich but I would never wipe a booger on anyone's cloths. That's where I draw the line.

 

[WinstonSmith]

"Not meant to be a jab at you Jlaff. I know you and everyone realizes this is not a real story, but it is 2017 so I think sometimes it is useful to say these thinks out loud."

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

I see a rich privileged man in a position of authority thrusting his DNA onto an innocent young girl's blue dress.

 

[PatsDeb]

You guys do realize this isn't meant to be real news right? It's a joke. He did something every one of us has done, but he did it on camera. It's just for ****s 'n' giggles to talk trash about Roger. Nothing will come of it, and nothing should come of it because it isn't actually a thing. He did nothing wrong beyond minor breach of social etiquette (wiping at your nose in public).

Not meant to be a jab at you Jlaff. I know you and everyone realizes this is not a real story, but it is 2017 so I think sometimes it is useful to say these thinks out loud.

Don't lump me in there (or lots of other people). I can honestly say that I have never wiped my nose on my hand and then wiped it on someone else. Ewwww. Gross. Another reason to hate Fraudger.

 

[Tony2046]

"Not meant to be a jab at you Jlaff. I know you and everyone realizes this is not a real story, but it is 2017 so I think sometimes it is useful to say these thinks out loud."

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

I see a rich privileged man in a position of authority thrusting his DNA onto an innocent young girl's blue dress.

Not sure how to rate this one. Very witty though.