dryheat44
Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract
- Joined
- Sep 14, 2004
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Use this handy template during your Wednesday press conference, and you'll be on your way:
"We’re on to {next opponent} and as usual the {next opponent} look pretty good. Pretty strong in every area of the game, playing real good {offense, defense, or special teams, whichever is the next opponent's greatest strength}. {random fact corroborating that unit's dominance}. They have a lot of good players there. Of course, {Two or three dominant players on opponent}, I don’t think anybody plays their position any better than those guys do. They’re strong all the way across the board. As usual, they have a good {running/passing/kicking/returning} game, with a couple of {runners/receivers/special teamers, followed by their names}. Both of them made a lot of big plays. Good {another one of runners/receivers/kickers/returners}, can throw the ball, good tight ends, good special teams. They’re a very fast team, they have a lot of team speed. They blitz well. They pursue well, both on defense and in the kicking game, and you all know how I feel about {name of opposing head coach, unless it's "Eric Mangini"}, they’re well coached, they have a good football team. They’ve done a pretty good job against us, {mention past losses or close wins against team here, if applicable}and we’re going to have to play better, coach better and do a better job if we want to be competitive with them. {random stat proving how good the opposing team is}. We’re going to have to play to that level. When we don’t, we know what that looks like, too. Big week for us.”
"We’re on to {next opponent} and as usual the {next opponent} look pretty good. Pretty strong in every area of the game, playing real good {offense, defense, or special teams, whichever is the next opponent's greatest strength}. {random fact corroborating that unit's dominance}. They have a lot of good players there. Of course, {Two or three dominant players on opponent}, I don’t think anybody plays their position any better than those guys do. They’re strong all the way across the board. As usual, they have a good {running/passing/kicking/returning} game, with a couple of {runners/receivers/special teamers, followed by their names}. Both of them made a lot of big plays. Good {another one of runners/receivers/kickers/returners}, can throw the ball, good tight ends, good special teams. They’re a very fast team, they have a lot of team speed. They blitz well. They pursue well, both on defense and in the kicking game, and you all know how I feel about {name of opposing head coach, unless it's "Eric Mangini"}, they’re well coached, they have a good football team. They’ve done a pretty good job against us, {mention past losses or close wins against team here, if applicable}and we’re going to have to play better, coach better and do a better job if we want to be competitive with them. {random stat proving how good the opposing team is}. We’re going to have to play to that level. When we don’t, we know what that looks like, too. Big week for us.”
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