If he's still in West Virginia, I'm likely the closest one to him, geographically speaking.
I'm going to hop in the car and try to round him up. Perhaps I can find an address somewhere online. He may mistake me for one of the car guys from the team, or just think that I am actually McDaniels, especially if I throw on the Red Sox cap.
I'll let you know how it's going when I get to the house. Should be sometime around 4-5 AM. I'm hoping we can share a bowl of "Fruity Munch" together (fingers crossed).