BusterTBronco said:
Sorry chowderheads!
You are up against a superior team this week.
Superior team. Superior coaching. Superior fans.
Get those golf clubs ready cuz you guys gonna be hittin the links!
Content
___1___ Seemed commonplace - excellent!
___1___ Devoid of truth (This is necessary)
___0___ Pretended that your post was actually news
___1___ Self-Focused (Just what we look for in a troll!)
___0___ Included emotional rants (improves readership)
___1___ BONUS POINTS! Had no factual content
___1___ New England/Boston reference only people who don't live here use
___5___ Content Points Total
Talking Points Included
___0___ Tuck rule
___0___ Manning
___0___ Pats fans can not discuss bad officiating.
___0___ Multiple injuries to Pats should not be considered.
___1___ Pats domination is over
___1___ Talking Points Total
Histrionic Fits
___0___ More than 10 exclamation points included?
___0___ ALL CAPS?
___0___ Used more than 5 name calling adjectives?
___0___ Mispelled at least 3 words?
___0___ Your computer monitor is now spit-splattered
___0___ Whined and didn't realize it at least 1 time?
___0___ Histrionic Fit Total
Demerits
(___0___) Over use of Patsys/Patsies
(___0___) Misspelled Tedy Bruschi
(___0___) Thinks Pitts colors are black and gold and not black and yellow
(___0___) Actually identify yourself as a Manning fan
(___0___) Left identifying information accidently in your rage
(___0___) SUPER DEMERIT! Unconvincingly pretend to be a Patriots Fan!
(___0___) (TOTAL DEMERITS)
3 point bonus
___3___ Fan of a team that has not won a conference championship this millennium.
___ 9___ FINAL SCORE
Pretty poor. Work on it and get back to us.