Pats so-called "dynasty" coming to an end

BusterTBronco · Jan 12, 2006

Sorry chowderheads!

You are up against a superior team this week.

Superior team. Superior coaching. Superior fans.

Get those golf clubs ready cuz you guys gonna be hittin the links!

Phokus · Jan 12, 2006

Even if you do beat us (which you won't ... i mean really... jake plummer and playoffs, 'nuff said), you'll still get destroyed by the colts like you do every year.

BusterTBronco · Jan 12, 2006

Oh, we'll beat ya! Of that there is no doubt.

Pats_Bryan · Jan 12, 2006

It's not a "so-called" dynasty, it is an actual dynasty, by anybody's definition.

This weekend will be awesome. I absolutely cannot wait.

T-ShirtDynasty · Jan 12, 2006

I love it when smack talk starts out on the wrong foot. Troll-Boy, even if your Donks DO beat the Patriots this year, it does not end the "Dynasty". Sorry.

PATSNUTme · Jan 12, 2006

You are about the 4th Denver fan that posted the exact same thing this week, all of them with the golf club thing.

Are people there that stupid? Why don't you come back when you copy some orginal material.

abejarano12 · Jan 12, 2006

Bronco fans need to stop drinking the Kool-Aid.

HoyaPats · Jan 12, 2006

Great analysis.

Pujo · Jan 12, 2006

Did I miss the newspaper the day you guys replaced Shanny?

coltshater · Jan 12, 2006

Your team hasn't won a playoff game this century.

Flying Fungi · Jan 12, 2006

Team superiority is the only thing in question.

Fans? Patriots

Coaching? This is the one that removed all doubt regarding your lack of football knowledge.

For a refresher, please see: www.allthingsbillbelichick.com

Michael · Jan 12, 2006

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Pretty poor. Work on it and get back to us.

Armen Da Pats Fan · Jan 12, 2006

Buster-T-Bronco

We'll all be here on Sunday AM...

Please make sure you are, too...

Luv,
Dynasty Boy

BusterTBronco · Jan 12, 2006

Congratulations on being the luckiest team in NFL history and managing to win 3 superbowls in 4 years.

Your little "run" of playoff success is coming to an end this weekend.

The Denver Broncos are the SUPERIOR team!

I'm really quite impressed that you guys managed that 10-6 record in the weak ass AFC East this year. Way 2 go!

ilduce06410 · Jan 12, 2006

it's chowda", not "chowder"

of course in your state it's pronounced more like "chardherhaids"".
but the term "prairie oysters" is pronounced pretty much the same anywhere they serve them. what does that make you folks, "nutheads"? or "ball-broilers"?
maybe "our balls are in the fryer" will do.
the patriots have been beating superior teams for 5 years now!
y'all may be superior, but that doesn't mean you're gonna win!
you better hope you win the game, 'cause you'll definitely lose the fight.

Michigan Dave · Jan 12, 2006

Remember when your team won 2 straight Super Bowls, and then couldn't make the playoffs for years? That was funny.

Pats67 · Jan 12, 2006

when somebody uses the term 'chowderheads' or 'chowds' that is strong indication that they have been listening to Jim Rome, which should call into question their eligibility to leave the house without some sort of protective helmet.

Question: what is the proper regional generalization for Denver fans? I suggest 'Klebolds'.

Pats67 · Jan 12, 2006

I think you ought to have to have won at least one playoff game this decade before you think of yourself as 'superior'.

Look, I'll even cut you some slack. All you need to do is NOT have lost a playoff game by three touchdowns.

BusterTBronco · Jan 12, 2006

Hi ya Pats67!

I am just wondering. What was the score when the Broncos and Pats played earlier this year?

Goodbye!

Michigan Dave · Jan 12, 2006

Games played earlier in the year are definitely relevant to their playoff rematch!

Sincerely,

The 2001 Rams and 2004 Steelers

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