Pats fan to my death, and perhaps beyond?

[ScottMac]

I've jumped through the intro hoops so check there for more info...
Named my dog, a border collie, "Pats" and within one season, SB champs! I take full credit!
As a private investigator, I was retained by an NFL franchise (sorry, can't name for obvious reasons).
Am stepping out from being a lurker to a participant due to the "Wells Report". (I'd love to take a shot at that.)