Patrick Chungisms

[JSn]

oh you guys rose to this challenge! Nicely done! Brit pat, and the one that said the chuck norris thing, really nicely done! Keep 'em coming!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Niiiiice (unless it's a morphed C. Norris joke...)

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Hey just an opinion... the best part it, it doesn't cost anything to play again!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Patrick Chung's side of the field is the homicide. (Bob Sander's is off by one vowel...)

 

[eom]

dallas police were reportedly asking patrick chung for saturday afternoon alibis.

 

[Gwedd]

Walter Camp invented American Football, because he knew that someday Patrick Chung would want to play it.

 

[Gwedd]

There is no bathroom in Patrick Chung's home. Patrick Chung's body never wastes anything.

 

[Gwedd]

The new hospital Orthopedics ward is named in honour of Patrick Chung. He doesn't send them money. He sends them patients.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

QBs try to stare down safeties. That's how four Pac 10 quarterbacks turned to stone last season.

Doctors advise you never to look directly into Patrick Chung.

That's why NFL quarterbacks have been seen with complex arrangements involving smoked glass and pins stuck through cardboard boxes.

One QB tried to freeze the safety with Patrick Chung on the field. The temperature on the field rose 12 degrees.

There's a window in a cover 2 between the QB and the safety. When Chung plays cover 2, there's nothing but pane.

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, you see Patrick Chung."
-- Freiderich Nietzche. Or Ray Nitshke. One or the other.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Patrick Chung has quarterback fights in his garage. Until Patrick Chung did it, it was considered illegal.

 

[Gwedd]

From now on, the US Navy will refer to a destroyer as a "Patrick Chung" because of his awesome power.

 

[Calciumee]

If you were to look under Chuck Norris' shirt, he would have a Chung jersey on underneath

 

[eom]

patrick chung: bringing new meaning to kung POW!

 

[Gwedd]

If you were to look under Chuck Norris' shirt, he would have a Chung jersey on underneath

Chuck Norris just changed his name to Patrick Chung... Junior. :singing:

 

[eom]

patrick chung: better hope you're not in his area, 'cuz he delivers!

 

[Lansdowne]

Patrick Chung did wind sprints at practice this morning. There were no survivors.

 

[Gwedd]

Patrick Chung is so good, that even a JUGS machine won't throw to him...

 

[Gwedd]

Whenever Patrick Chung appears on the field, the National Threat Advisory level is raised to DefCon Chung...

 

[CrazyDave]

Patrick Chung: The Vince Wilfork of safeties.

 

[Gwedd]

In honour of Patrick Chung, the Patriots have changed their uniform colors. They will now use Red, White, & Bruise.....