[Parody] Brady balloons to 500 lbs after eating carrot on radish day

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Nightmare For Patriots Fans: Tom Brady Messed Up His TB12 Diet By Eating A Carrot On Radish Day And Ballooned To 500 Pounds

If you were rooting for the Patriots to win Super Bowl LII, get ready for some devastating news. Tom Brady broke his strict TB12 diet by eating a carrot on the day he was supposed to eat only radishes, and as a result he’s ballooned up to 500 pounds.

This is absolutely heartbreaking news for Patriots fans everywhere. It’s hard to imagine Tom Brady’s going to be able to put in a great performance at the Super Bowl when he’s currently too heavy to leave his house.

Oh god I can't believe this happened. Tom how could you

 

[Joey007]

It wasn’t the carrot, it was the 47 glasses of water that he drank with the carrot.

 

[ForThoseAboutToRock]

Nightshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaades!!!!

 

[XLIX]

OMG he looks like Charlie Weis in that picture....

 

[oldrover]

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