Parker is our unperforming #4 WR

[h0c2000]

brain fart. 95% of folks knew that I was discussing Parker.

 

[Jim Beankie]

Jimmy's 99, but at a peak of 5'9.5" / 160lbs, he got great separation in Sprint Football (Note: I had nooo idea this was a thing). Nowadays Carter would be 2nd in last in separation every year to Parker, who's the undisputed lowest separator for the last 3 years (and currently 2nd to last this year).

 

[Kontradiction]

 

[IcyPatriot]

brain fart. 95% of folks knew that I was discussing Parker.

I am a 5%'er ..... ah just bored waiting for the Patriot's game.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

brain fart. 95% of folks knew that I was discussing Parker.

<looks at keyboard, struggles to figure out how Parker became Carter>

 

[Pape]

I love a good Sunday pile on

 

[PatsfanTN]

brain fart.

fixed

95% of folks knew that I was discussing Parker.

Wait, who is Parker?

 

[Ring 6]

brain fart.

fixed

95% of folks knew that I was discussing Parker.

Thanks for explaining to everyone who had no idea what you were talking about that we knew what you meant.

 

[IcyPatriot]

I love a good Sunday pile on

 

[Pape]

if i don't laugh, i'm gonna cry

 

[Kontradiction]

Thanks for explaining to everyone who had no idea what you were talking about that we knew what you meant.

Yeah, I legitimately had no clue who he was talking about. I started Googling to see if it was maybe someone on our PS.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Parker is an inexpensive backup for 2023 and 2024.

 

[Boomer B]

I’m all on board the Carter hype train.

 

[PatsfanTN]

@Ross12 I put that gps spoof how to in a thread earlier today. We had talked about it earlier in the season

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Parker is an inexpensive backup for 2023 and 2024.

Everyone here wants him gone because he doesn't perform like a #1 or #2 behind our OL and QB.

Does everyone think that Carter is useless playing behind an improved OL and an actual NFL quarterback? We just don't know.

Well you have your answer. Parker will be 31 in January. He is way past his prime and in steep decline. When Bill extended him, everyone outside of the Kool Aid drinkers said Bill is ****ing senile. Parker is absolute garbage for the money he’s getting and an absolute joke of an investment for a team in “rebuild” mode. I guess people think he doesn’t suck because he gets targets. That’s because JJSS is an even worse signing, which was also obvious at the time to everyone outside the Kool Aid drinkers.

 

[Trolltolls]

Bill extended him LMAO we are inept

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Of all weve done wrong at wr, you would think it would have been an easy enough decision to cut ties with parker when his last year of the contract was fully non guaranteed. Not only did we not cut/trade him and put that cash to better use, we ****ING EXTEND HIM !!!!

 

[Since1960]

brain fart.

fixed

95% of folks knew that I was discussing Parker.

Actually the entire receiving corps (sans K. Bourne) could ALL be identified as “Carter”!!

 

[Ring 6]

Carter would have caught that pass.

 

[lancerman]

Damn, times have gotten bad if we are talking about 99 year old Jimmy Carter.......

Is he cat quick, @SammyBlueCat ?

Jimmy Carter would have caught that ball