OT: Schobel works out for Texans, no offer

[BigMike]

says he need a few weeks to get back into game shape. Wants $$$$

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Re: Schobel works out for Texans, no offer

Would have been a good idea before the season started,by the time he would learn this system it would be midseason at the earliest and he is not a spring chicken anymore...pass

 

[Triumph]

Re: Schobel works out for Texans, no offer

I dont believe he would play for the Pats anyway.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Re: Schobel works out for Texans, no offer

Would have been a good idea before the season started,by the time he would learn this system it would be midseason at the earliest and he is not a spring chicken anymore...pass

Not a bad move on his part; Connor Barwin's injury is going to make him a lot of money.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Re: Schobel works out for Texans, no offer

** Telephone Ringing **

Schobel: "Quaterbacks are toast, Schobel Plantation."

Mumbled Mid-Atlantic accent: "Let me speak with Aaron Schobel."

S: "Heh Yankee, who'all is callin'"

MMAa: "Bill Belichick."

S: "Heh Bill, show me the money."

MMAa: "Got a man coming by [the house] to check you out. [He] should be there soon."

S: "This is Texas Bill, cash is king." [hangs up]

** Doorbell rings **

S: "Bill wasn't kidding, New England doesn't mess around."

[Opens the door. Large bearded white man in a shark costume bursts through the open door.]

Shark: "Land shark!" [Decks Schobel with one punch.]

[Two large black men enter the door, one dressed in a shark costume.] [The three men stand over an unconscious Schobel.] [The uncostumed man pulls out his cell phone, hits speed dial.]

Man: "Bill?

BB: "Pepper, what'd you learn?"

Pepper Johnson: "Light decked him, Alge didn't even need to chip him. No way he's in condition to play football."

BB: "[About] what I expected, [but we] had to investigate. Leave him the congratulations on your retirement card from Brady [and] get the boys back here, [we've] got a lot of work to do for Miami."

 

[zipster9]

Re: Schobel works out for Texans, no offer

Would have been a good idea before the season started,by the time he would learn this system it would be midseason at the earliest and he is not a spring chicken anymore...pass

I like your "dolphin sushi" logo...

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Re: Schobel works out for Texans, no offer

** Telephone Ringing **

Schobel: "Quaterbacks are toast, Schobel Plantation."

Mumbled Mid-Atlantic accent: "Let me speak with Aaron Schobel."

S: "Heh Yankee, who'all is callin'"

MMAa: "Bill Belichick."

S: "Heh Bill, show me the money."

MMAa: "Got a man coming by [the house] to check you out. [He] should be there soon."

S: "This is Texas Bill, cash is king." [hangs up]

** Doorbell rings **

S: "Bill wasn't kidding, New England doesn't mess around."

[Opens the door. Large bearded white man in a shark costume bursts through the open door.]

Shark: "Land shark!" [Decks Schobel with one punch.]

[Two large black men enter the door, one dressed in a shark costume.] [The three men stand over an unconscious Schobel.] [The uncostumed man pulls out his cell phone, hits speed dial.]

Man: "Bill?

BB: "Pepper, what'd you learn?"

Pepper Johnson: "Light decked him, Alge didn't even need to chip him. No way he's in condition to play football."

BB: "[About] what I expected, [but we] had to investigate. Leave him the congratulations on your retirement card from Brady [and] get the boys back here, [we've] got a lot of work to do for Miami."

Fan Folkin' Tastic!

 

[363839]

Hey BOR! You got to send that script to SNL.
Great parody, Man.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Hey BOR! You got to send that script to SNL.
Great parody, Man.

Glad there's a few geezers around here to remember the classics!

 

[ahmed]

Why did he retire without at least trying for another team? I find it hard to believe that no team was interested in him.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Why did he retire without at least trying for another team? I find it hard to believe that no team was interested in him.

He was ambivalent about playing another season and Houston was tossing him kisses, but not enough cash, so he went ahead with his retirement. Now he's feeling Favre fever, which most athletes go through, but he doesn't want to go too far from home, so Houston is pretty much all he's thinking about.