OT - Saw Peter King

[Actual Pats Fan]

"I swear I'm trying Mr Mara...I got my best lackey, Peter King, on it...but that damned Brady keeps winning Super Bowls...maybe you can talk to one of your NYC friends in Little Italy to find a permanent solution..."

Now, why can't a small sinkhole suddenly appear underneath them and swallow them on to their way to hell? F*ck them. This is me being restrained and polite.

 

[Galeb]

Edit: Read the comments. Too funny.

Those replies are gold.

"Can't blame him. I'd cry too if I was stuck in a Milwaukee restaurant with your Shock Top sucking, lofty ass."

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

MILWAUKEE-Restaurant host asks waiter: "God, did you hear about Peter King?"
Waiter: "No."
Host: "Died. He killed himself. Suffocated while sucking the air out of a football. Taped himself doing it."
Waiter: "AHHH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!"

...after pausing to take another breath:

"BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I CAN'T STAND IT!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

 

[meatface]

Was he pontificating about pilsner over the open casket?

not quite, it just seemed like he really enjoyed the fact that people knew who he was. People deal with grief differently, but I could never be all smiley and friendly in a receiving line a few feet away from my dead brother.

 

[Froob]

Was he pontificating about pilsner over the open casket?

"Peter, would you like to say a few words?"

"Jim was a great friend of mine, one time we went out for Latte's, you know those Starbucks Latte's, you can't beat them folks. There was probably a bit too much sugar but it was still fantastic. And that's the thing about a good Latte..."

 

[QuantumMechanic]

Remember, this is a "man" who was actually proud of stealing a foul ball from a kid.

 

[dustcover]

this morning running. NY Road Runners Club had their Race for Life this morning. Central Park West was closed down and the race was only going uptown on the East side. He "just happened" to jog by in the opposite direction in the open lane when the women's group was going by. (So did I)

I had heard he's a pretty serious runner but he was pretty slow and looked like he was listing hard to his left.

That's pretty exciting! Reminds me of recently bumping into the local mayor's barber while shopping at the Mall.

 

[captain stone]

I wouldn't piss on that prima donna if he were on fire.

Feck him, and starbucks too.