OT: Report: Tubby Wrecks eats 7,000 calories a day

[Sivy]

Re: Report: Tubby Wrecks eats 7,000 calories a day

Elvis ate two 42,000 calorie sandwiches a day and ate 100,000 calories a day? I think someone added an extra zero on there. Probably more like 4200 calorie sandwiches and he probably ate 10,000 calories a day and not 100,000.

If the bread has 150 cals per 1 inch slice, thats about 1800 cals in bread for a foot long large loaf.

Peanut butter is 200 cal per serving, 16 servings per jar, for a 1 lb jar. that is 3200 cals.

Bananas are roughly 100 cal a peice. Lets say he put 10 on there fore another 1000 cals (but really, cant fit 10 bananas on 12 inches of bread).

Lets say he put 1 lb of the fattiest bacon he could on there and cooked it in a skillet. There is an option on CC for bacon, fat only. That is just under 200 cal per oz. So lets say another 3200 cal for that.

Total: 8300 per sandwich. Hell throw another 700 on there for a jar of jam. Still only 9000 cals.

for one meal. what about the rest of the day?