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OT Mark Sanchez PED suspension

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Interesting.

This is the second time in about a week that a player who claims to have been taking the same supplement for "years" has suddenly tested positive and been suspended (the other was Thomas Davis). I have to wonder if the NFL changed their tests somehow, or if they added a specific substance to the list and Davis and Sanchez just didn't read the memo.

Sanchez went so far as to suggest that his supplement may have been "tainted". That may have at least some credibility since Sanchez has certainly had up-close-and-personal experience with taints.
 
Sanchez went so far as to suggest that his supplement may have been "tainted". That may have at least some credibility since Sanchez has certainly had up-close-and-personal experience with taints.
They don’t call it a “dirty Sanchez” for nothing, and if anyone knows the undercarriage of another man, it’s definitely Mark Sanchez.

On a side note, this news totally screws up the possibility of using him as my starting QB for fantasy football, this year. I really thought that I was two steps ahead this time.
 
They don’t call it a “dirty Sanchez” for nothing, and if anyone knows the undercarriage of another man, it’s definitely Mark Sanchez.

On a side note, this news totally screws up the possibility of using him as my starting QB for fantasy football, this year. I really thought that I was two steps ahead this time.
Supa, nobody playing fantasy football is ever ahead on anything.
 
In all seriousness, I wonder what Rex Ryan thinks when he wakes up and sees his Sanchez/Jets tattoo in the shower every morning?

That’s gotta sting. Badly.
 
In all seriousness, I wonder what Rex Ryan thinks when he wakes up and sees his Sanchez/Jets tattoo in the shower every morning?

That’s gotta sting. Badly.
Apparently, he got it changed to Bills colors, but the joke remains on him.
 
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I’m glad it’s only 4 games. The Jets FIFTY YEARS OF FUTILITY season long celebration of ineptitude would not be the same without him. They would have had to cancel the Butt Fumble float in the Wasted $$$$$$$$ ticker tape parade down the aptly renamed “ Canyon of Losers.”
 
 
Well, to be honest, this was pretty much his NFL Starting experience.......

Ive got to remember that picture for the regular season, its an instant classic. The only thing better would be a burning plane with the jest logo.
 
"Mark Sanchez is so good that he MUST be on PEDs"

said no one, ever.
 
They don’t call it a “dirty Sanchez” for nothing, and if anyone knows the undercarriage of another man, it’s definitely Mark Sanchez.

On a side note, this news totally screws up the possibility of using him as my starting QB for fantasy football, this year. I really thought that I was two steps ahead this time.

Came for the Dirty Sanchez joke. Leaving satisfied.

Regards,
Chris
 
Now I understand why he was eating that hot dog on the sidelines.
 
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