OT: Jimmy G Set to Marry

[Galeb]

About ten minutes after signing a 137 million dollar contract, he is set to marry fake (aka; instgram) "model" Alexandra King. Pretty sure 137 million could get you a real model, Jimmy.

Model goes public with Jimmy Garoppolo romance

One yahoo user summed it up perfectly. User cmac said:
Sitting in front of a Prada sign in a store with a Louis Vuitton shopping bag by her feet. Wearing a fur coat while holding a kitten (wearing its own fur coat). A picture of a Ferrari. Looks like a real down to earth kinda gal.

What an idiot he is. What do want to bet she is pregnant within a year? It's obvious what she is up to.

Life doesn't always have to suck, man. Your psyche looks for, focuses on and projects the negativity constantly. Is that really what you want? Wouldn't you rather feel joy and gratitude more often? No matter what happens, if you ever do choose to turn towards the light, it will be there waiting. Just as it always has.

 

[Tunescribe]

The expression is “I could not care less”

Not “I can care less”

Maybe he was saying he cares?

 

[Kontradiction]

Life doesn't always have to suck, man. Your psyche looks for, focuses on and projects the negativity constantly. Is that really what you want? Wouldn't you rather feel joy and gratitude more often? No matter what happens, if you ever do choose to turn towards the light, it will be there waiting. Just as it always has.

 

[chasa]

congrats to him.

Huge thumbs down to the OP for trashing a girl he's never met because shes not a "real model". Op is probably an obese type 2 diabetic that needs a breathing machine.

 

[Tony2046]

The expression is “I could not care less”

Not “I can care less”

Yeah! That's what he should of said.

 

[JarOfMayo51]

She's not that attractive, he could do much better

She has that "look" about her, like she's bad news... Good for him tho, just make sure to get an ironclad prenup Jimmy! don't be a dummy!

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[maust]

Somewhere Mike Giardi is crying his little heart out...

 

[TinhWoodhead]

Another idiotic thread





https://nypost.com/2018/03/12/model-goes-public-with-jimmy-garoppolo-romance/

shes was waiting for the big contract. is that TO’s brother?

 

[TomPatriot]

About ten minutes after signing a 137 million dollar contract, he is set to marry fake (aka; instgram) "model" Alexandra King. Pretty sure 137 million could get you a real model, Jimmy.

Model goes public with Jimmy Garoppolo romance

One yahoo user summed it up perfectly. User cmac said:
Sitting in front of a Prada sign in a store with a Louis Vuitton shopping bag by her feet. Wearing a fur coat while holding a kitten (wearing its own fur coat). A picture of a Ferrari. Looks like a real down to earth kinda gal.

What an idiot he is. What do want to bet she is pregnant within a year? It's obvious what she is up to.

Are you jealous?

 

[IllegalContact]

She's not that attractive, he could do much better

She has that "look" about her, like she's bad news... Good for him tho, just make sure to get an ironclad prenup Jimmy! don't be a dummy!

She’s got a better face than Giselle ..... and she is better endowed .... but no, she’s not a runway type

 

[tasmlab]

Phew, I was worried that Jimmy would have a hard time getting the ladies, given his unfortunate looks, physique, job, income, etc.

 

[PatsDeb]

Yeah! That's what he should of said.

I know you are joking but this is another one that drives me nuts! I was an English major and it's annoying to read "I should of done this" or I "should of done that" everywhere! Even my sister-in-law who is a teacher does it! I don't have the heart to correct her, but man does it grate on the nerves!!

 

[PatriotsNumero1Fan]

Well she got her meal ticket at least.

 

[TheFlyingWedge]

She's not that attractive, he could do much better

She has that "look" about her, like she's bad news... Good for him tho, just make sure to get an ironclad prenup Jimmy! don't be a dummy!

There’s no such thing as an “ironclad” prenup. Just ask A-Rod.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

My daughter will be a little disappointed.

I told her she needs someone closer to her age anyhow.

 

[fourhour]

I know you are joking but this is another one that drives me nuts! I was an English major and it's annoying to read "I should of done this" or I "should of done that" everywhere! Even my sister-in-law who is a teacher does it! I don't have the heart to correct her, but man does it grate on the nerves!!

"Prolly"gets me!

 

[TBR]

Couldn't care less about who he marries. But wow that's a lot of face paint I mean makeup.

 

[Jlaff]

Yeah! Giving him away for a measly second-round pick is one thing, but THIS ... this is the LAST STRAW!

(Gratuitous eye candy photo for the rest of us ... )

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It all sounded so bad on paper before this post.

 

[Jlaff]

This is just the first one guys, Jimmy will upgrade to a real model after he wins a Superbowl and gets this one pregnant.