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Best lap dance I ever received was during my very first trip to Orlando FL during Labor Day weekend of 1979... Big old barn of a strip club... The dancer reminded me of Hyapatia Lee... She let me slip it in during song 3 of a 3-song set, right at our table... She was into it all right, sopping wet...
I’ll just file this under “things I didn’t need to know.”
 
Just cause Trevor is a Christian doesn’t mean he doesn’t go to bars or party come on man

A little story along those lines:

In the early 90's a high school basketball player came to UConn for a recruiting visit. The player was from Utah, so the head coach told one of his seniors to keep an eye on the recruit during the visit. His message was basically "This kid's a Mormon, so make sure nothing happens to him and he doesn't get into any situations he might not be comfortable with." The recruiting visit ends, the kid heads home and the coach asks the senior how it went while the recruit was hanging out with the team. The senior says "Coach, he's not that good a Mormon."
 
Gentleman's club. But very little down below.
I have never been to a strip club, not even in college. I love women but I never saw the appeal of titillation without satisfaction. Plus, I was such a nerdy jock I probably would have put the money in the dancer’s hand.
 
Wait! What?!? You can do what at strip clubs these days?
Depends on the joint and the girl and if there are private areas and your cash situation at the moment.
 
I ain't throwing no stones. My house would break if you throw a twig at it.
That's what I was thinking ... right afterwards I just thought "He's a rookie"
 
I have never been to a strip club, not even in college. I love women but I never saw the appeal of titillation without satisfaction. Plus, I was such a nerdy jock I probably would have put the money in the dancer’s hand.

Same here. I've been to a strip club 2 1/2 times.

A bachelor's party, with a girlfriend (which was wild) and to Mark's showplace donut shop.

But basically I don't go strip clubs with dudes and I don't watch porn with dudes.
 
Same here. I've been to a strip club 2 1/2 times.

A bachelor's party, with a girlfriend (which was wild) and to Mark's showplace donut shop.

But basically I don't go strip clubs with dudes and I don't watch porn with dudes.
I haven't been to a strip club in 11 years and will never again.

Main reason is I have teenage daughters and i'm not comfortable feeding cash to girls close to that age.

I'm 50. I think doing that is bordering on dirty old man syndrome and that isn't me.

I'm also happily married.

I think Urban Meyer has issues.
 
Honestly they may be the worst organization in pro sports.

Sabres
Jags
Jets
Orioles

Lawrence may not succeed if they don't surround him with a decent organization.
 
Honestly they may be the worst organization in pro sports.

Sabres
Jags
Jets
Orioles

Lawrence may not succeed if they don't surround him with a decent organization.

You left out one.
 
Best lap dance I ever received was during my very first trip to Orlando FL during Labor Day weekend of 1979... Big old barn of a strip club... The dancer reminded me of Hyapatia Lee... She let me slip it in during song 3 of a 3-song set, right at our table... She was into it all right, sopping wet...
Captain, a legend outside patsfans as well.

Sounds like I now know the origin of "you got a little a captain in you?"
 
Same here. I've been to a strip club 2 1/2 times.

A bachelor's party, with a girlfriend (which was wild) and to Mark's showplace donut shop.

But basically I don't go strip clubs with dudes and I don't watch porn with dudes.
Why not?

 


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