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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.The Pats blew it...they should have thrown chocolate covered butt plugs on the field and let the Ryans go beserk in a feeding frenzy.
My new name for the Jills is The Billdos!
First question: Why?
Do you think it was a man or a woman who threw it? (A man. Definitely.)
Was that bildo the only bildo the person brought to the game? Or do you think he had a bag full of them?
How do you even get a bildo into a football stadium? Don’t they check all bags now? I know that they check all bags now. That means some subterfuge had to have taken place. There was a conversation beforehand about how to sneak a bildo into the stadium. There was plotting. There was a plan. Is there someone who lives in Buffalo who is very good at that sort of thing? That’s his specialty? A man and a woman were hoping to smuggle a bildo into the stadium but couldn’t quite figure it out, so they made a call. Thirty minutes later, a well-dressed man showed up at their house and said something like, “I hear you’re having trouble with a package,” then he walked them through exactly how to do it. Is he the Ocean’s Eleven of bildo smuggling? Oh my god: Is he the Ocean’s Eleven Inches of bildo smuggling?
Depends on if it passes the sniff test.
Okay even I didn't like that joke
Can we compromise and call them the Jilldos?
Wow!!! How did I miss that?!The Pats blew chocolate covered butt plugs on the field and let the Ryans go beserk in a feeding frenzy.
I actually thought it was a shoe. My girlfriend identified it and the size and model before it even hit the ground. I am a disappointing partner I suppose.I love that the announcers thought it was a flag. Yep a flesh colored wiener flag.
I wouldn't say that... maybe the smartest forum fanbase... but I've met plenty of "pats fans" that just make you shake your head... I think most fanbases are the same... As George Carlin would say.. "Fanbases are like any other group of people: a few winners...a whole lot of losers."Look, I know we all think WE have the smartest fanbase in the league but let's be honest here...they're playing a few cans short of a six pack up there in Barfalo. Think about it...you got tickets to an NFL game ...good seats...and one of your first thoughts is "hey, I gotta bring my rubber bildo to the game and throw it on the field!" . I mean , THIS clown put the "nit" in nitwit. Seriously.
update:
bildo-throwing Bills fans receive lifetime ban from team
that's a stiff penalty