New Bills fan tradition (merged "thrown item" threads)

[Tunescribe]

I was not surprised in the slightest to see that rubber dong tossed onto the field by a Bills fan. Their pregame tailgating rituals have become notorious.

 

[zoostation]

My new name for the Jills is The Billdos!

Buffalo reporter asked Gronk if he was aware what was thrown at Chris Hogan near the end zone. Gronks response... "I think that was for the Bills".

The entire press room roared laughing their asses off ! Priceless.

 

[Joker]

The Pats blew it...they should have thrown chocolate covered butt plugs on the field and let the Ryans go beserk in a feeding frenzy.

 

[patfanken]

Actually I think the Bills should find out who threw it and SIGN him. Think about the arm strength it took get get a bildo from the the endzone stands to the 2 yard line. That's like a 40 yd throw.....with a bildo no less.

Here is what we know about that fan. He was clearly drunk, has the best arm in Buffalo, and his wife is going to be really pissed when she finds out.

 

[zoostation]

The Pats blew it...they should have thrown chocolate covered butt plugs on the field and let the Ryans go beserk in a feeding frenzy.

"Hey Rob, these chocolate butt plugs are delish"! "Thats not chocolate Rex"

 

[Joker]

Look, I know we all think WE have the smartest fanbase in the league but let's be honest here...they're playing a few cans short of a six pack up there in Barfalo. Think about it...you got tickets to an NFL game ...good seats...and one of your first thoughts is "hey, I gotta bring my rubber bildo to the game and throw it on the field!" . I mean , THIS clown put the "nit" in nitwit. Seriously.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

My new name for the Jills is The Billdos!

Can we compromise and call them the Jilldos?

 

[TheFlyingWedge]

That could be used to stuff up the A-gap

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Bills fans are used to being *ucked in the ass by the NE Patriots. I think they were sending a message.

 

[convertedpatsfan]

59 Questions for the Person Who Threw a bildo Onto the Field During the Patriots-Bills Game

First question: Why?

Do you think it was a man or a woman who threw it? (A man. Definitely.)

Was that bildo the only bildo the person brought to the game? Or do you think he had a bag full of them?

How do you even get a bildo into a football stadium? Don’t they check all bags now? I know that they check all bags now. That means some subterfuge had to have taken place. There was a conversation beforehand about how to sneak a bildo into the stadium. There was plotting. There was a plan. Is there someone who lives in Buffalo who is very good at that sort of thing? That’s his specialty? A man and a woman were hoping to smuggle a bildo into the stadium but couldn’t quite figure it out, so they made a call. Thirty minutes later, a well-dressed man showed up at their house and said something like, “I hear you’re having trouble with a package,” then he walked them through exactly how to do it. Is he the Ocean’s Eleven of bildo smuggling? Oh my god: Is he the Ocean’s Eleven Inches of bildo smuggling?

 

[Wax Frog]

Depends on if it passes the sniff test.


Okay even I didn't like that joke

 

[zoostation]

Can we compromise and call them the Jilldos?

i like it

 

[Geezer Butler]

This is right up there with the snowplow game for me.

 

[fumbrunner]

couldn't really make it out until i found this hi-def version

 

[PatriotsReign]

The Pats blew chocolate covered butt plugs on the field and let the Ryans go beserk in a feeding frenzy.

Wow!!! How did I miss that?!

 

[A Defiant Goose]

I love that the announcers thought it was a flag. Yep a flesh colored wiener flag.

I actually thought it was a shoe. My girlfriend identified it and the size and model before it even hit the ground. I am a disappointing partner I suppose.

 

[jack keenan]

Is that a Roger Goddell in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
The owner should know that if you take it out of the original packaging, it loses it's resale value.
Or so I've heard............at church...............on Sunday......................

 

[RedSleevesPinkStripes]

Look, I know we all think WE have the smartest fanbase in the league but let's be honest here...they're playing a few cans short of a six pack up there in Barfalo. Think about it...you got tickets to an NFL game ...good seats...and one of your first thoughts is "hey, I gotta bring my rubber bildo to the game and throw it on the field!" . I mean , THIS clown put the "nit" in nitwit. Seriously.

I wouldn't say that... maybe the smartest forum fanbase... but I've met plenty of "pats fans" that just make you shake your head... I think most fanbases are the same... As George Carlin would say.. "Fanbases are like any other group of people: a few winners...a whole lot of losers."

 

[bbobbo]

update:

bildo-throwing Bills fans receive lifetime ban from team

that's a stiff penalty

 

[Tony2046]

update:

bildo-throwing Bills fans receive lifetime ban from team

that's a stiff penalty

They Came down on them Hard.