Week 13 Predictions (Ha)
Alright lets see what the **** show
thinks this week!
Sea/Dal: Out the gate on Thursday night it believes Dallas is going to destroy Seattle. Have to agree with that. Geno's Cinderella story is over. Good news is I don't believe he has broken any teammates jaws this season, well at least not with his fists. Can't speak for any of his throws.
Ari/Pit: Taking not only the points but the Cards outright to win. I'm not confident on the win. West coast dome team on the road out east in the cold. I like the points, but the Steelers have been finding ways to grind out victories. I'll take the points and the Steelers straight up.
Den/Hou: Just a month ago, if this game were a UFC bout it would be the leadoff match of the freebie fights. Now it looks like it's the second best game of the week. The Broncos are playing well on both sides of the ball (allowing 15.8 PPG over the last four games on Defense and scoring 25ppg on offense) and on a five game win streak. They have two dominant wins during that stretch, a 15 point win over the Chiefs and a 17 point win over the QB'less Browns. The other three games have been GB, Buffalo and Minnesota, all were within a two point margin. So, let me get the 3 points in this one. Don't see an eight point victory here, but do like Donks to extend their winning streak to 6 down in Houston this week.
Det/NO: Hard to see how the Saints score nearly 23 points this week after last week's field goal fest. But they did gain 444 yards of total offense and are averaging 24 ppg over their last four. The Lions on the other hand have been playing pretty loose on defense allowing nearly 27 (26.7) ppg over their last four to the likes of GB, Chi & Vegas. Not quite Kay Parker loose, but they're definitely at the fluffer level. Going to take the hard four on this one. So, Saints +4 and the Lions straight up.
NE/LAC: Feel obligated to say something each week on the Pats. I said something.
Cle/LAR: The picker is obviously unaware that Joe "****ing" Flacco might possibly start this one for the Brownies. Can't agree with the picker here. Give me LA -3.5 and straight up this week.
KC/GB: The Picker likes GB to hang with KC this week. It's not difficult to see why, once you look at the numbers. The Chiefs are averaging less than 20ppg (19.5) over their last four and only scoring more than 21 once, against the Raiders last week. However, those were against the Broncos, Dolphins and Eagles. It's a bit misleading in my book. Now the Packers have played the Rams, Steelers, Chargers and Lions over the past four weeks and are allowing 17ppg and scoring 22.7ppg. Not exactly murderer's row. The Lions were a solid win. But I chalk that up to the Lions well.... being the Lions. I think Mahomes goes into GB and drops 30+ on them. Going square here and laying the points and taking the Chiefs straight up.
SF/PHI: The game of the week! Man I'm looking forward to this one. Philly 3 point dogs at home, GTFO! The Picker almost agrees with Vegas, not sure I do. Philly's last four opponents: Commanders, Cowboys, Chiefs and Bills. The Commanders were playing their best football of the year during that time and the other three are who they are. Thats a tough stretch right there and they came out 4-0. The 49ers on the other hand lost to the Bengals, then righted themselves against the likes of the Jaguars, Bucs and Seahawks. I know....I know the Eagles are due for a loss. Well until it happens I'm rolling with Assholes and I'm gonna throw snowballs at Santa this year! Give me the 3 and the Eagles straight up at home!
Now to the depressing ****:
Season Record:
ATS: 45-65-5 41%
SU: 59-56 51%
O/U: 47-65-3 42%
And this weeks picks. Fingers Crossed!
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