Manning, Favre, Brady & God

[jbb9s]

> Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre,
> and Tom Brady, go to
> heaven
> to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game.
> God decides who will
> sit
> next to him by asking the boys a question...
>
> God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you
> believe?" Peyton thinks long
> and
> hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe
> in hard work, and in
> staying true to family and friends. I believe in
> giving. I was lucky,
> but I
> always tried to do right by my fans." God can't
> help but see the
> essential
> goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to
> his left.
>
> Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do
> you believe?" Brett
> says,
> "I believe passion, discipline, courage and
> honor are the fundamentals
> of life.
> I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
> always tried to be a
> true
> sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
> God is greatly moved by
> Favre's sincere el oquence, and he offers him a
> s eat to his right.
>
> Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom,
> what do you believe?"
> Tom
> replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

 

[oldskool138]

How many times are people going to post this same joke? If I had a nickel for every thread started with this joke....

 

[BeantownRox]

Awesome. Reading this for the forty-seventh time sure was the charm!

 

[Richter]

It's makes me glad to see that the first two responses to this thread were admonishments for posting the same joke for the umpteenth time.

 

[MRBLAZE]

How many times are people going to post this same joke? If I had a nickel for every thread started with this joke....

I think it should be put in a sticky so people know to not post it again.

 

[oldskool138]

It's makes me glad to see that the first two responses to this thread were admonishments for posting the same joke for the umpteenth time.

You're....welcome...?

 

[Watson's IQ]

I think it should be put in a sticky so people know to not post it again.

Maybe some sort of filter on the board so when you try to post it, it just posts "I'm an idiot" instead?

 

[mrrhodeisland]

Maybe some sort of filter on the board so when you try to post it, it just posts "I'm an idiot" instead?

Now that made the thread worthwhile!!

 

[Richter]

You're....welcome...?

Well, usually, it's followed by more messageboard knee-slapping and guffawing before someone says, "Hey, this has been posted more times than Peyton Manning choked away a game," so I liked that people cut to the chase.

 

[oldskool138]

Well, usually, it's followed by more messageboard knee-slapping and guffawing before someone says, "Hey, this has been posted more times than Peyton Manning choked away a game," so I liked that people cut to the chase.

My sarcasm detector was on red alert there...must be malfunctioning today.

 

[fnordcircle]

RE: re: FWDfwd)FW:FW:fw:re:TOM BRADY JOKES.COM

 

[Halifax_Pats_Fan]

i especially liked all the greater than or less than symbols at the start of every line. It made the joke more funny than regular...

 

[jman924]

Hey guys! i just heard this great Tom Brady joke!

> Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre,
> and Tom Brady, go to
> heaven...