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Content Post JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

This has an opening post with good commentary and information, which we definitely recommend reading.
Sources close to Jerrah Jones say he feels it was worth the quarter million bucks to flip off the Jete fans.

They also report he's planning to 'inadvertently' adjust his athletic supporter while leaning out from his booth the next time his team faces da Jete.

At a future Jete game, he's also preparing for a 'belt malfunction' after he stands up and turns away from the crowd.


 
Things aren’t going well for their FO off the field either….
The New York Jets filed a countersuit Tuesday alleging a former vice president participated in an "unlawful conspiracy" to falsely accuse team president Hymie Elhai of sexual harassment "solely for the purpose of destroying his impeccable reputation and career."

Elaine Chen, the former vice president of finance, claims in a lawsuit filed last Thursday that she and her husband, Larry Fitzpatrick, the team's former vice president of ticket sales, were fired as retaliation after the claims were made against Elhai.

The Jets responded with a 67-page suit, obtained by ESPN, that claims Chen knowingly participated in the submission of a fabricated email aimed at damaging Elhai and the Jets.

Jets file countersuit vs. ex-exec, allege conspiracy
 

I feel dirty at welcoming a victory by a team owned by this loathsome individual. One more thing to blame the JETE for!
 
I feel dirty at welcoming a victory by a team owned by this loathsome individual. One more thing to blame the JETE for!

Another way of looking at this alleged "incident":

1). Jones was performing a selflessly appropriate and instructive public service.

2). It was nothing Jete fans don't already experience at home on a routine basis.

Consequently, the league's performative outrage is grossly misplaced.
 
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This thing deserves a -gate suffix.
My first thought was c*** gate. Or maybe *****gate. Seems really hard to come up with a good moniker for it.
 
Another way of looking at this alleged "incident":

1). Jones was performing a selflessly appropriate and instructive public service.

2). It was nothing Jete fans don't already experience at home on a routine basis.

Consequently, the league's performative outrage is grossly misplaced.

The proper response to yahoos is not to sink to their level. (In Jerry Jones's case, however, the word "sink" is out of place.)
 
The proper response to yahoos is not to sink to their level. (In Jerry Jones's case, however, the word "sink" is out of place.)

From this I suspect you never have attended a game in the swamp, "Yahoos" is WAY too kind a term for that addled gathering of slobbering subhumanoids. Belligerently petulant mongoloid neanderthals comes a bit closer (illustration below). Your garden-variety Jete fan can aspire to somewhat civilized yahoo status only via multiple lifetimes of soul-refining metempsychosis. Even then, it's a hit or miss proposition.

 
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Do any Jet fans even know what inadvertent means?

Jerruh does because he's been inadvertently sticking his Cowboy in Texas College girls for the last 30 years followed by an NDA (Never Do Again).
 
I can't believe so much unintended comedy happens to one team all the time. It's gotta be a curse or something.
 
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