JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

[Hammer of Thor]

It not the same old Jets. They’ve somehow managed to sink to new lows.
Jets are first team since at least 1933 with no takeaways through five games

 

[ErniesPinkStripes]

 

[Love The Drake]

 

[Brotherblues]

I hear Jerod Mayo is available if they’re interested.

What'd be his nick for Woody?

Lumber?

 

[Love The Drake]

What'd be his nick for Woody?

Lumber?

Jets will go QB to 3 pick.

 

[Clonamery]

What'd be his nick for Woody?

Lumber?

Blunder

 

[signbabybrady]

The Jets best QB since Namath is facing a 1-6 year bid on felony battery charges.

 

[neckroll#14]

J.E.T.E. - Just End Their Existence...

 

[Bill Lee]

Sources close to Jerrah Jones say he feels it was worth the quarter million bucks to flip off the Jete fans.

They also report he's planning to 'inadvertently' adjust his athletic supporter while leaning out from his booth the next time his team faces da Jete.

At a future Jete game, he's also preparing for a 'belt malfunction' after he stands up and turns away from the crowd.

NFL fines Cowboys owner Jerry Jones $250,000 for ‘inadvertent’ obscene gesture at fans

The NFL has fined Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones $250,000 for what he claims was an “inadvertent” obscene gesture towards fans at the New York Jets’ MetLife Stadium on Sunday. Viral clips captured Jones appearing to flash his middle finger at Jets fans during the Cowboys’ 37-22 win. Jones...

sports.yahoo.com

 

[n1997y]

Things aren’t going well for their FO off the field either….

The New York Jets filed a countersuit Tuesday alleging a former vice president participated in an "unlawful conspiracy" to falsely accuse team president Hymie Elhai of sexual harassment "solely for the purpose of destroying his impeccable reputation and career."

Elaine Chen, the former vice president of finance, claims in a lawsuit filed last Thursday that she and her husband, Larry Fitzpatrick, the team's former vice president of ticket sales, were fired as retaliation after the claims were made against Elhai.

The Jets responded with a 67-page suit, obtained by ESPN, that claims Chen knowingly participated in the submission of a fabricated email aimed at damaging Elhai and the Jets.

Jets file countersuit vs. ex-exec, allege conspiracy

 

[Mike the Brit]

NFL fines Cowboys owner Jerry Jones $250,000 for ‘inadvertent’ obscene gesture at fans

The NFL has fined Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones $250,000 for what he claims was an “inadvertent” obscene gesture towards fans at the New York Jets’ MetLife Stadium on Sunday. Viral clips captured Jones appearing to flash his middle finger at Jets fans during the Cowboys’ 37-22 win. Jones...

sports.yahoo.com

I feel dirty at welcoming a victory by a team owned by this loathsome individual. One more thing to blame the JETE for!

 

[Tunescribe]

I feel dirty at welcoming a victory by a team owned by this loathsome individual. One more thing to blame the JETE for!

Another way of looking at this alleged "incident":

1). Jones was performing a selflessly appropriate and instructive public service.

2). It was nothing Jete fans don't already experience at home on a routine basis.

Consequently, the league's performative outrage is grossly misplaced.

 

[Bill Lee]

Things aren’t going well for their FO off the field either….

Jets file countersuit vs. ex-exec, allege conspiracy

This thing deserves a -gate suffix.

 

[n1997y]

This thing deserves a -gate suffix.

My first thought was c*** gate. Or maybe *****gate. Seems really hard to come up with a good moniker for it.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Another way of looking at this alleged "incident":

1). Jones was performing a selflessly appropriate and instructive public service.

2). It was nothing Jete fans don't already experience at home on a routine basis.

Consequently, the league's performative outrage is grossly misplaced.

The proper response to yahoos is not to sink to their level. (In Jerry Jones's case, however, the word "sink" is out of place.)

 

[Tunescribe]

The proper response to yahoos is not to sink to their level. (In Jerry Jones's case, however, the word "sink" is out of place.)

From this I suspect you never have attended a game in the swamp, "Yahoos" is WAY too kind a term for that addled gathering of slobbering subhumanoids. Belligerently petulant mongoloid neanderthals comes a bit closer (illustration below). Your garden-variety Jete fan can aspire to somewhat civilized yahoo status only via multiple lifetimes of soul-refining metempsychosis. Even then, it's a hit or miss proposition.

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[One-If-By-Sea]

It not the same old Jets. They’ve somehow managed to sink to new lows.
Jets are first team since at least 1933 with no takeaways through five games

The Jets have a perfect record while setting new records. The Jets never cease to amaze.

 

[Clonamery]

Do any Jet fans even know what inadvertent means?

Jerruh does because he's been inadvertently sticking his Cowboy in Texas College girls for the last 30 years followed by an NDA (Never Do Again).

 

[Mike the Brit]

From this I suspect you never have attended a game in the swamp,

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True. What deep existential desperation drove you there?

 

[Ross12]

I can't believe so much unintended comedy happens to one team all the time. It's gotta be a curse or something.