JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

[Bill Lee]

 

[Bill Lee]

Looks like the NYP has finally caught on: Da Jete Suck!

Cruel Jets joke is on fans again after revolting loss that shattered season

Remember all those Jets’ Super Bowl dreams that mushroomed when Aaron Rodgers arrived as the so-called savior? Forget them.

nypost.com

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[raduray]

Jets will likely win this week. We're due.

Both of my parents died this past week. Tues n Wednesday. 27 hours apart. Her heart attack happened on the morning of their 50th anniversary.

She was in cardiac icu for 2 5 weeks. Pops died in front of me eating pizza and chicken roll as we were waiting for my mom to recover (obviously didn't happen).

Seriously... Be the best you can be to your family n friends. Never know when "it" will happen.

Both were Jet fans.

It's just the way life works.. now the team will start winning.

May their memory be a blessing.

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[Guts]

 

[1960Pats]

For a minute there I thought that Bart Scott was going to start crying.

In the Pats lowest moment in a very long time we still get to smile at the misery of clowns like Scott.

 

[Clonamery]

Jets flop again, vs. Pats: 'A moment of darkness'

The Jets dropped their fifth straight game, a demoralizing 25-22 loss to the Patriots on Sunday at Gillette Stadium, in what was one of the franchise's lowest points in recent memory.

www.espn.com

Pretty Damn Dark (Ages of You - R.E.M.)

Kicker stowaways within
Aaron Rodgers will pout
Bandaged Lineman needs a crutch
Head Coach Ulbrich said, ****
All along the Jete, ra-da-da-da-da
All along the Jete, ra-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da
Pretty damn dark
Pretty damn dark
Pretty damn dark
Kicker stowaways within
Aaron Rodgers will pout
Head Coach Ulbrich said, ****
Woody Johnson had one too much
All along the Jete, ra-da-da-da-da
All along the Jete, ra-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da
Pretty damn dark
Pretty damn dark
Pretty damn dark
Train pulls over hanging bridge
Conductor looks up, fans
Out and down, fans stuck to the left
To the right, fans should fall,
Fireman Ed just don't gossip anymore
Kicker stowaways within
Aaron Rodgers will pout
Head Coach Ulbrich said, ****
Woody Johnson had one too much
All along the Jete, ra-da-da-da-da
All along the Jete, ra-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da
Pretty damn dark
Pretty damn dark
Pretty damn dark

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[BTTA]

“Thankfully, we’re not to the denouement of this season,” the four-time MVP said. “There’s still a lot of time left. It’s important that we all stay as sanguine as possible.”
Mr. Rodgers

 

[Stu Pidassle]

Things feel rough after a few years of being bad, I can't imagine being a Jets fan. After reading a few post from The Gang Green thread below, I almost feel bad for them. Almost, that is.

What Would It Take For You To Stop Being A Jets Fan

 

[1960Pats]

Thing feel rough after a few years of being bad, I can't imagine being a Jets fan. After reading a few post from The Gang Green thread below, I almost feel bad for them. Almost, that is.

What Would It Take For You To Stop Being A Jets Fan

Back when I was an AOLe I cyber-met a Jets fan named Richard. He was a former Pats fan who, like Curtis Martin, left to join Tuna Crap in NJ in the late 90's. He was pretty decent and I kind of felt bad for him. He had been led astray.

 

[Bill Lee]

Jete fans are such simpletons, letting people like Peter Schraeger set them up like a bowling pin, when they know da Jete live at the business end of a bowling alley.

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Ross12]

This might be one of the best wins vs the Jets of all time. I can’t think of many that were better. Any time that you send them into an existential crisis afterwards, it’s pretty excellent.

Most of the best ones were when the Pats were good and the Jets thought they were good but the Pats knocked them back to reality. In this instance, the Pats are bad and the Jets are supposed to actually be good but have been losing and losing, and this was their “get right game”, but the Pats put the dagger in them instead even after they took Maye out of the game in the first half. They beat the Jets Super Team with ****ing Brisket and Booty on a game winning drive and then enforced their will on a 1 yard touchdown push.

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Ross12]

Jete fans are such simpletons, letting people like Peter Schraeger set them up like a bowling pin, when they know da Jete live at the business end of a bowling alley.

Schraeger was right - what Rodgers was about to do to the Jets was something he could never grasp or foresee.