JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

[TheRazorsEdge]

This is sooo good. **** the Jete and Rodgers

 

[IcyPatriot]

Jets will likely win this week. We're due.

Both of my parents died this past week. Tues n Wednesday. 27 hours apart. Her heart attack happened on the morning of their 50th anniversary.

She was in cardiac icu for 2 5 weeks. Pops died in front of me eating pizza and chicken roll as we were waiting for my mom to recover (obviously didn't happen).

Seriously... Be the best you can be to your family n friends. Never know when "it" will happen.

Both were Jet fans.

It's just the way life works.. now the team will start winning.

May the cherished memories of your parents and the love
and comfort of family and friends help bring you peace. My heartfelt condolences

 

[jmt57]

 

[signbabybrady]

Honest question:

If the JETs suck, what level of football purgatory have the Pats been relegated to?

Jets be like "hold my beer"

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

From the JETE board. What’s sad is I can actually see this happening.

I love reading that board after a Jets loss.

 

[Zuma]

Was going to post something about the Jets losing until I read the rest of your post. I’m sorry man. Good luck with your grief.

Deleted mine

 

[slam]

I didn’t even realize that the Jets play again on Thursday. OMG what torture for them.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Cannot wait to hear greeney and damien tomorrow

 

[DarrylS]

Compare the Pats to the Jets, the Jets have a load of talent but they play like 53 individuals..
Today was almost as funny as the Sanchez butt fumble.. from where I sat they even gave up on the 2 point conversion.
Last week there was so much about the Pats being soft, the Jets play like pansies... what a freaking joke of a team they are.
$37 million for Rodgers you gotta be kidding me..

 

[NE_Zealot]

If Woody Johnson got into the funeral business people would suddenly start living forever

 

[1960Pats]

Let me see if I have this straight.

A) The Jest are loaded, have a possible HOF QB and are gunning for a SB.

B) The Pats are at their lowest level, possibly in team history, and have a backup QB throwing to the biggest collection of stone-fingered WRs I can recall ever seeing on one team.

A+B=C) SOJ and they lose.

 

[Ross12]

This is the problem with the Jets… it’s “a curse”!!

Or, maybe you are just incompetent? Seems like there’s one common denominator throughout all these years of terribly managed teams and it rhymes with Goody Lohnson.

 

[Tunescribe]

NEW ENGLAND 25, NEW JERSEY 22
(Jete and Patriots both 2-6)



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[slam]

I’ve seen the Jets future and it’s glorious.

The Jets have a terrible year. Rodgers ****s off into the darkness. Everyone gets fired. They get a top three pick.

The use that pick, or trade up to pick, Shadeur Sanders. And for the vacant coaching position, they hire Coach Prime. They name him GM too for that matter. Only the shiniest objects for Woody Johnson.

 

[Ross12]

I’ve seen the Jets future and it’s glorious.

The Jets have a terrible year. Rodgers ****s off into the darkness. Everyone gets fired. They get a top three pick.

The use that pick, or trade up to pick, Shadeur Sanders. And for the vacant coaching position, they hire Coach Prime. They name him GM too for that matter. Only the shiniest objects for Woody Johnson.

It is funny; for all this losing, they end up close to QB range (they’re around the 4th pick now I believe). If they try to turn the season around they’ll most likely still fall short of the playoffs, but also win too much to end up with a top 10 pick and have to trade a kings ransom to go get a QB in the draft. They’d be better off from that standpoint just embracing losing now, but they’ve spent so much cash going “all in” on this season that they will keep trying anyway. Just to end up back in the dumpster next year with no cash and also no QB either, and nothing to show for it.

 

[slam]

Winning meaningless games at the end of lost seasons is also a part of Jets suckitude. It’s tradition.

 

[libra957]

Robert Saleh is laughing so hard right now and I can hear it.

 

[Tunescribe]

Deleted mine

That's not necessary. You can express your sympathies to him and still have fun with today's game.

You too, @StockingAnarchyNumber12

 

[reflexblue]

I didn’t even realize that the Jets play again on Thursday. OMG what torture for them.

Its a beautiful thing

 

[Mike the Brit]

Jets will likely win this week. We're due.

Both of my parents died this past week. Tues n Wednesday. 27 hours apart. Her heart attack happened on the morning of their 50th anniversary.

She was in cardiac icu for 2 5 weeks. Pops died in front of me eating pizza and chicken roll as we were waiting for my mom to recover (obviously didn't happen).

Seriously... Be the best you can be to your family n friends. Never know when "it" will happen.

Both were Jet fans.

It's just the way life works.. now the team will start winning.

My sincere condolences.