Content Post JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

[pctronics0072]

Is a new record? Did the Jets season just end less than halfway through the first quarter of the first game.

 

[seven]

Tuned in late to see Zach Wilson make a bad play.
Thought heh, Zak Willson.

then wait... wut...Zack Wilson?

Born Under a Bad Sign:

 

[slam]

Can we scramble the Hard Knocks film crew back to New York to cover the aftermath?

 

[BUSTAMOVE]

Tuned in late to see Zach Wilson make a bad play.
Thought heh, Zak Willson.

then wait... wut...Zack Wilson?

Born Under a Bad Sign:

He’s sitting on the ground between plays because he is trying to slow the game down

Jets fans are a special kind of stupid

 

[Ghost of Autumn]

 

[long distance]

not to mention the poor qb prospects thinking Arizona was the worst thing that can happen to them

 

[seven]

Jets fans are a special kind of stupid...

It is that, and something else. There is a wierd second class culture there.
You live in the little village, New York Football Giants
Real football team, classy org.
LT, Super Bowls, respect.

Aaaand you become a Jets fan.

Born under a bad sign
in a dirty bathroom
by the light of a flickering
gas station sign

Nobody told them Jets dont run on gas

 

[Bill Lee]

I'm confident they'll find a way to screw it up. They always do. The whole Hard Knocks series and related propaganda will be a record of how great their fall from grace will be. Jete fans are insufferable these days, but they still have accomplished nothing, nothing at all except collecting some players with well known names. They still need to build a team. Old Man Rodgers will get killed playing behind that OL. Hackett sucks as a OC. Bim is out of his league as a HC. It'll all end in tears for Jete fans.

Playing behind that OL will turn him into Captain Crunch.

I know what I know, da Jete Suck, but I didn't think it'd happen in the first four plays!

Captain Cool became Captain Crunch and now he's going to be Captain Couch!

Now if da Bills would just stop trying to give this game away....

 

[Bill Lee]

Is Aahole's leg going to be OK?

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Bill Lee]

He should have read this thread first!

 

[Ras-IR Dowling]

Tuned in late to see Zach Wilson make a bad play.
Thought heh, Zak Willson.

then wait... wut...Zack Wilson?

Born Under a Bad Sign:

Gray shirt knew it right away.

This isn’t his first rodeo.

 

[seven]

Captain Cool became Captain Crunch and now he's going to be Captain Couch!

heh

 

[seven]

If Mac can dial it in, Pats beat both these teams
Allen is choking, badly
launching the ball df like a D list college kid

Wilson becoming the hero would make this story seriously wierder.
Safe to say nobody predicted that.

 

[Tunescribe]

Ah yes, the time-honored Jete salute!

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Jets brass learning Aaron Rodgers is a broken down, injury prone shell of himself.

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

$75M guaranteed, of which they’re taking a cap hit of about $9M this season. Meaning they need to take a combined $66M in cap hits over the next 2-6 years.

 

[Bill Lee]

In case anyone was wondering, it was 38 year old LT Duane Brown who dove at and whiffed on Leonard Floyd who blew by him and then corkscrewed Rodgers to the ground, crushing the hopes of Jete fans everywhere.

 

[Tunescribe]

If Rodgers did, indeed, suffer a torn Achilles, it's a sure sign that otherworldly forces are controlling Jete fortunes. "Bad luck" doesn't begin to explain this kind of stuff.

Aaron Rodgers injury update: Jets QB out for season after MRI reveals complete tear of star's Achilles tendon

Rodgers' season is over

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