Content Post Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

They're going to wind up trading him to Philadelphia while paying half his salary, aren't they?

Well, according to Gang Greenasty, it makes no sense because theyd need to eat his guaranteed money.

Id lol if they did trade him.

 

[slam]

I love that Adam Gase's idea of discipline is trading away good players that he doesn't get along with to much better teams at a discount, like Jay Ajayi to Philly and Darron Lee to KC. Only Jarvis Landry did he send to a bad team, though the Browns look promising now.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Adam "Gaze" heehee, is a moron. An egotistical moron. I don't like Miami, but I totally believe their fans who called Adam "Gaze" toxic.

 

[JetFan79]

I love that Adam Gase's idea of discipline is trading away good players that he doesn't get along with to much better teams at a discount, like Jay Ajayi to Philly and Darron Lee to KC. Only Jarvis Landry did he send to a bad team, though the Browns look promising now.

Not sure Lee fits that category. Gase has only been there a few months. Doubtful he doesn't get along with Lee.

Dude was just replaced by a much better player.

Either trade him now for something and save a couple million on the cap, or he leaves in free agency next year.

Lee can be good in the right system though. Quick little guy.

 

[Bill Lee]

There was a widespread belief in the organization that the pursuit of Bell was spurred by ownership—or moreso that Maccagnan conducted it because he knew that’s what the Johnsons wanted. In the process, Gase informed others in the building that he didn’t want Bell, but said that, if Bell signed, he’d be fine coaching him. Fair or not, some saw that as Gase distancing himself from the decision, while lining himself up for credit if it worked, in large part because that matched up with his reputation in Miami.

The coaches ranked Quinnen Williams above Houston DT Ed Oliver, but gushed over Oliver in meetings. This was seen, again, as coaches covering themselves on both ends of a decision, this time openly lusting for one player while toeing the line on the league-wide consensus that the other was better.

The previous regime had discussed a Lee trade with the Chiefs for a few weeks and was holding firm in asking for a fifth-round pick. Shortly after Maccagnan was fired, Kansas City sensed opportunity, and called to offer their 2020 sixth-round pick for Lee, who the Chiefs view as one of the best pure cover linebackers in football. As interim GM, I’m told Gase was indeed the one who did a deal that quickly finalized.

Douglas—who, from a reputation and demeanor standpoint, is actually similar to Ballard—is sharp enough to evaluate everything about his next step before he takes it, knowing, of course, that it’s the final rung of the ladder for a scout to climb. That’s why he very carefully has to consider what happened the last four months in Florham Park.

That's a lot of swamp gas wafting into the air, even considering the source is New Jersey.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Let's take just a minute to celebrate the emancipation of Mike Maccagnan, to the benefit of whatever village now has its idiot back. Hey did one of you guys do the Cro Maccagnan joke? Sorry, I haven't spent as much time hating as I really should...

 

[TommyD4207]

According to Gang Greenasty, anybody who believes the report of Jets trading Le'veon are clueless since the report makes no sense.

They're not wrong. No team's going to take on that ridiculous number.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

They're not wrong. No team's going to take on that ridiculous number.

Still can't believe Jete even signed him. Hes a name, but a year off + his own coach didnt want him signed + that o-line? Disaster written all over it. NE should soundly win division again.

 

[Tunescribe]

Let's take just a minute to celebrate the emancipation of Mike Maccagnan, to the benefit of whatever village now has its idiot back. Hey did one of you guys do the Cro Maccagnan joke? Sorry, I haven't spent as much time hating as I really should...

I'll take due credit for that but it has nothing at all to do with "hate," just objective observation: Maccromagnon = "macro" as in large-scale + Cro-magnon as in stupid. Maximum stupidity in the role of Jete GM. There's no other way to assess his performance.

 

[1960Pats]

This is the part of Johnson II's comments that I found fascinating...

“It was only through diving deep into the organization, it was only through going through this particular offseason deeply that I understood how this organization was lacking in certain ways,” Johnson said.

Wasn't diving deep into the organization his job from the beginning?

 

[maust]

According to Gang Greenasty, anybody who believes the report of Jets trading Le'veon are clueless since the report makes no sense.

What could more perfectly illustrate the debilitating effect of Jete stank than Gang Greenasty not understanding the fact that it makes absolutely no sense is precisely what makes it credible? Seriously what could be more Jete than taking a massive cap hit for a player that never played a down for them? In fact it so Jete the only that makes no sense is it hasn't happened already.

 

[SamusAranX]

I gotta ask, how did the Jets go from regular AFC championship appearances to this complete flaming dumpster? They’re making the Jags look like a model franchise...hell, looks like they are trying to become the new Cleveland.

 

[Tunescribe]

Folks, it's time to realize that the Jete are losing the off-season. Badly.

For decades this has been the time of year Jete fans found solace and hope, proudly claiming the mantle of perennial off-season champs. But those commodities of comfort are all but vanished from the team's swampy landscape. From August to January they always confidently could anticipate February-July as THEIR time. Now, the wheels are falling off and we're not even past mandatory mini-camp.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

"Congratulations. You've invented a new kind of stupid,
A doing-things-you-can-never-undo kind of stupid,
An "open-all-the-cages-in-the-zoo" kind of stupid...
A "maybe you didn't think this all the way through?" kind of stupid..."

 

[reflexblue]

Folks, it's time to realize that the Jete are losing the off-season. Badly.

For decades this has been the time of year Jete fans found solace and hope, proudly claiming the mantle of perennial off-season champs. But those commodities of comfort are all but vanished from the team's swampy landscape. From August to January they always confidently could anticipate February-July as THEIR time. Now, the wheels are falling off and we're not even past mandatory mini-camp.

Thats sad.... If they can't win the offseason what could they win.

 

[1960Pats]

"Congratulations. You've invented a new kind of stupid,
A doing-things-you-can-never-undo kind of stupid,
An "open-all-the-cages-in-the-zoo" kind of stupid...
A "maybe you didn't think this all the way through?" kind of stupid..."

All true.

It must really suck to be a Jete fan.

 

[1960Pats]

I'm starting to feel bad for the Jete.

Nah, I'm not. I was joking.

They suck.

 

[Mike the Brit]

I gotta ask, how did the Jets go from regular AFC championship appearances to this complete flaming dumpster? They’re making the Jags look like a model franchise...hell, looks like they are trying to become the new Cleveland.

I guess that coming from the Jags makes it understandable, but you're asking the wrong question.

How did the JETE (apparently) NOT suck in 2009 and 2010? (Those were the only AFC championship appearances of the last 20 years.) The answer has a lot to do with the Rex Ryan initial euphoria and the Patriots having, by their standards, two down years. But, of course, deep down they still sucked, as became apparent soon enough:

 

[Bill Lee]

I guess that coming from the Jags makes it understandable, but you're asking the wrong question.

How did the JETE (apparently) NOT suck in 2009 and 2010? (Those were the only AFC championship appearances of the last 20 years.) The answer has a lot to do with the Rex Ryan initial euphoria and the Patriots having, by their standards, two down years. But, of course, deep down they still sucked, as became apparent soon enough:

Yes, the Buttfumble Game is the perfect visual for what happened to da Jete of that era once their hype deserted them.

The Buttfumble Game is an absolute milestone in the game.

How many games in the history of the NFL are so epic that they have their own names/titles?

Of that tiny number, how many celebrate the epic ineptitude of one of the teams?

And of that number, how many have added a new word to the English language?

My god, The Buttfumble Game is an absolute epic, in the most Jetsy way possible.

IMHO it is by far the best visualization of the concept "The Jets Suck!"

 

[BTTA]

I guess that coming from the Jags makes it understandable, but you're asking the wrong question.

How did the JETE (apparently) NOT suck in 2009 and 2010? (Those were the only AFC championship appearances of the last 20 years.) The answer has a lot to do with the Rex Ryan initial euphoria and the Patriots having, by their standards, two down years. But, of course, deep down they still sucked, as became apparent soon enough:

Even with those circumstances, scientists at MIT and Cal Tech have been unable to unearth the root cause of this burp of success. Several PhD theses have been published on the topic, none drawing a clear conclusion leading to broad agreement. In 2018, the research was stopped after all of the students involved, and their advisers, entered depression treatment programs or quit science altogether and joined ashrams.