Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Tunescribe]

This just posted. Traded to Oakland. Typical jete suckitude. How do they do it?

Now watch Quackenbush blossom in Oakland under Gruden, who knows something about coaching quarterbacks.

 

[JetFan79]

One less QB to steal snaps from Sam n Teddy. With Josh ready to start when/if needed. I'm loving the QB situation now.

 

[JarOfMayo51]

One less QB to steal snaps from Sam n Teddy. With Josh ready to start when/if needed. I'm loving the QB situation now.

The Jetes suck

 

[Joker]

One less QB to steal snaps from Sam n Teddy. With Josh ready to start when/if needed. I'm loving the QB situation now.

heh...like a swallow returning to Capistrano.....WE HAVE OUR SANCHISE!!!

 

[JarOfMayo51]

So I was watching my dog take a dump earlier this afternoon on our walk, and it really got me thinking about the Jetes...


Thats it, just thought I'd share

 

[maust]

One less QB to steal snaps from Sam n Teddy. With Josh ready to start when/if needed. I'm loving the QB situation now.

Of course you are. I mean being a Jete fan how could you not be happy with getting kicked in the ass instead of the groin?

 

[Tunescribe]

One less QB to steal snaps from Sam n Teddy. With Josh ready to start when/if needed. I'm loving the QB situation now.

OF COURSE you are, it's the off-season. But they might regret dumping Quackenbush when Bilgewater goes on IR.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

This just posted. Traded to Oakland. Typical jete suckitude. How do they do it?

Mac and Bowles saw something in him that others didn’t. They must know what they’re doing.

 

[JetFan79]

OF COURSE you are, it's the off-season. But they might regret dumping Quackenbush when Bilgewater goes on IR.

The plan could be to showcase Teddy and trade him to the first needy team when inevitable injuries come along.

A young pro bowl QB could fetch something nice.

 

[Tony2046]

The plan could be to showcase Teddy and trade him to the first needy team when inevitable injuries come along.

A young pro bowl QB could fetch something nice.

That would be such a Jete thing to do. " Trade a young pro bowl QB" for a draft pick.

Holy Jete.

 

[maust]

That would be such a Jete thing to do. " Trade a young pro bowl QB" for a draft pick.

Holy Jete.

Holy Jete is right, this may be one of the signs of the Apocalypse. After a couple of decades of mostly dogjete QB play the Jete fan thinks they'd trade a young Pro Bowl QB if he played like one and we agree. I could absolutely see them doing it. Jete gotta jeten Jet, it's what they do.

 

[JetFan79]

Holy Jete is right, this may be one of the signs of the Apocalypse. After a couple of decades of mostly dogjete QB play the Jete fan thinks they'd trade a young Pro Bowl QB if he played like one and we agree. I could absolutely see them doing it. Jete gotta jeten Jet, it's what they do.

Listen, old man Brady is still around for a season or two, and he's obviously still one of the best... but the Pats did just trade away one hell of a young talent themselves. One they developed themselves as well.

Trading away young QBs may not be the best angle to hit the Jets on.

 

[Tony2046]

Listen, old man Brady is still around for a season or two, and he's obviously still one of the best... but the Pats did just trade away one hell of a young talent themselves. One they developed themselves as well.

Trading away young QBs may not be the best angle to hit the Jets on.

Wow. This has to be one of your (per Ian's forum rules) most logically deficient posts ever.

Comparing the difference between trading a promising QB and keeping the All Time GOAT to Not having jack shyt and speaking of trading, potentially but highly unlikely, future All Pro QB and keeping a Who the F knows rookie is just asinine.

But somehow you saw logic in that statement.

 

[maust]

Listen, old man Brady is still around for a season or two, and he's obviously still one of the best... but the Pats did just trade away one hell of a young talent themselves. One they developed themselves as well.

Trading away young QBs may not be the best angle to hit the Jets on.

The operative part of my statement having been the Jete haven't had squat at the position in 20 years and (and still don't) having been completely lost on you has restored my faith that all is as it should be. Jete fans are still dumb as jete. The sequence of signs has been interrupted, Apocalypse averted.

 

[Tunescribe]

Trading away young QBs may not be the best angle to hit the Jets on.

Uh ... Buttfumbler, Gee-No!, Pity, Quackenbush -- all horrific RECENT misfires involving YOUNG quarterbacks by your Jersey Jete. At least the Patriots got something in return for trading Garoppolo, who definitely was no misfire/casualty of bad coaching.

 

[slam]

The greatest result from the past draft, short of Elting becoming the next Tom Brady would be if Rosen became the breakout QB star of the draft. The entire rest of the division will be kicking themselves forever if that happened and if Allen and Darnold aren't wonderful.

 

[Joker]

Trading away young QBs may not be the best angle to hit the Jets on.

heh..hey...numbnuts....ANY angle is by default the best angle to hit the Jete on...I prefer angle iron myself...

 

[Clonamery]

heh..hey...numbnuts....ANY angle is by default the best angle to hit the Jete on...I prefer angle iron myself...

“Swing away Merrill. Swing away.”

 

[JetFan79]

heh..hey...numbnuts....ANY angle is by default the best angle to hit the Jete on...I prefer angle iron myself...

“Swing away Merrill. Swing away.”

Joker, is that you?

 

[Clonamery]

That would be such a Jete thing to do. " Trade a young pro bowl QB" for a draft pick.

Holy Jete.

The Jete traded a Nobody that cost them Something and got back Nothing. To the Jete, it’s a win-win-win.